There's 3 women on a plane, one redhead, one brunette, one blonde.
The pilot says they can each throw one small object off the plane.
The readhead throws an apple, the brunette an orange, and the blonde a grenade.
When the plane lands the three women go their separate ways.
The redhead is walking and sees a little girl crying and asks what happened, the girl replied "An apple fell out of the sky and killed my grandma"
The brunette is walking and sees a little boy crying and asks what happened, the boy replied "An orange fell out of the sky and killed my dog"
The blonde is walking and sees another blonde laughing hysterically, and asks what she is laughing at, to which she replied "I farted and the building behind me blew up"