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sergeant johnson- halo CE lost trailer (pointing at a tame grunt) 'notice the beady eyes, the clammy skin, the repulsive taint. i know what your thinking, ''dude that looks like my momma'' DO NOT BE CONFUSED! these painful little ******** may seem cheap and easy, but they are just the tip, of a vulgar iceberg! F*CK THEM UP, I SWEAR THEY WILL F*CK YOU! thanks for coming up.' gunt- 'eh know problem.' (starts to strut away and johnson shoots him with his shotgun) 'HAHA' probably one of the funniest things from halo i have ever seen!