sergeant johnson- halo CE lost trailer
(pointing at a tame grunt)
'notice the beady eyes, the clammy skin, the repulsive taint. i know what your thinking, ''dude that looks like my momma'' DO NOT BE CONFUSED!
these painful little ******** may seem cheap and easy, but they are just the tip, of a vulgar iceberg!
F*CK THEM UP, I SWEAR THEY WILL F*CK YOU!
thanks for coming up.'
gunt- 'eh know problem.'
(starts to strut away and johnson shoots him with his shotgun)
'HAHA'
probably one of the funniest things from halo i have ever seen!