S-117

Besides it spices things up a bit in a spartan's life.

You fought well Spartans you fought well.

yeah i like the Halo 2 Cortana, not that the Halo 3 Cortana wasn't too bad looking either.

says you, look at the first.

we are going to show john's face weather people like it or not.

*cryopod opens* Alex: god i hate cryo sleep. Kurt: Me too man glad I didn't get in. Alex: Lucky you. Kurt: Wheres linda and kelly? they are sopposed to be in cryo. Alex: Guess they went to get ready for the mission. *meanwhile* Linda: what do ya think we need? Kelly: thermals, sniper ammo *linda ***** her head* *luaghs* we may need more than one by the way. Linda: what makes you think that? Kelly: hello stealth op. Linda: ah I'm stupid. *Alex and Kurt enter* Kurt: And you wheren't in cryo why? both kelly and linda: because we knew you where tricking alex!! Alex growing: err... Kurt: I don't know what you mean..... Linda: whatever. Kelly: so what is the terain at this place? Kurt: I didn't catch mutch of that, alex you've read the file. Alex: yeah well you guys are not going to like it, covnenant ship yard Linda: ooh plenty of places to hide. Kurt: but that means hundreds of covenant ships so.... Alex: which means a lot of elite guards too. Kurt: ah **** I love those guys, Linda we're goin to be inside and in close quarters I want you to stay well away from any of it if you can and snipe from a high point even a mountain if you haft to. Alex: i say we go in light and fast make it easy on ourselfs. Kelly: Of course. Kurt: What did ONI send? I want a damn shotgun. Alex: Well lets see, slinance SMG's , 5 pistoles, a BR 55, 2 slinance asluast rifles, 2 sinper rifles, and one shotgun, and one spartan laser. Kurt: Do you mean assualt rifles? Kurt: *luaghs* oni must have screwed up typing big time. Alex: yeah i've noticed they'll take anybody these days.*luaghing* Kurt: I once saw... eh nvm we got mission to do. Alex: yeah we do. Kurt: Ok I reread the files. Alex: Sucide mission much? Kurt: They want us to take a covenant ship home after we blow up the reactors and barracks holy ****! Alex: yeah you think kurt? Kurt No I mean holy **** as i **** YEAH!! Alex: Well that's nice to know. Kurt: When we get the tech from that ship we could make our macs into prcission lasors *drools* Kelly and linda: yours nuts. Kelly: but in a good way. Kurt: yep. but ONI says it's a long shot. Alex: Well we're screwed. Linda: yeah in a good way. *luaghs*Kurt: go to drop pods, section B I'll take the assualt rifle and battle rifle. *throws sniper rifle to linda* Kurt: Take a pistol to they have scopes now. *picks up a pistol* Kurt: Kelly take your pick. Kelly: I'll take a pistol and an assualt rifle. Kurt: good. Kurt: alex, let me guess your taking the laser? *picks up Silnance SMG & Spartan laser* Alex: yep. *rasies eyebrow*Alex: section B?, but that's ODST drop pods. Kurt: Thought so, you have a problem with drop pods? Kurt: We're dropping while there is a metior shower hello. Alex: No problem at all, if the ODST's don't mind us takeing them. Kurt: Come on kelly and linda are already preped. Kurt: eh they never give a **** after we take out a covie encampment. Alex: Oh yeah. well lets do it then. *gets in drop pod* Alex: ready on my end kurt. how bout you ready? Kurt: Come on. *walks into a odst drop pod* *over speakers* drop in 5 , 4, 3, 2, 1 drop. Kurt: You there alex? Alex: Yeah i'm here kurt, see you on the ground. Kurt: alex hello? Alex: kurt i'm barly getting you over. *waits for a reply* Alex: kurt you there over? Kurt: yeah my coms is glitchy. Kurt: I'll swap to the other channel. Alex: same here, i'll try raise kelly. Kurt: Some reason its making the coms come like 4minutes later odd oh **** I'm about to his a metior!! *rams meteor* Kurt: dammit!!!! Kurt: All units I'm going in hard I repeat going in hard! Kurt: If I survive we'll regroup at the entrance to the first reactor shiiiiiiit. Alex: Kurt kurt you there over, oh **** kurt be advised you heading toward the hart of the ship yard over, kurt kurt? *impacts the covenant controlled planet* *drop pod hatch stuck*Alex: crap Kurt?, Kelly?, Linda? My drop pod's hatch is stuck i could use so help over. Linda: I'll help you Alex. Alex: Thanks Linda, by the way did you hear from Kelly as soon as you landed? *Linda throws Alex's pod into a cliff* Linda: Oops… *head hits hatch*Alex: ouch. Anyway have you?, and any word from Kurt? *Kelly runs towards the team*Kelly: I saw his pod go down, I heard he wanted to meet us at the first reactor. *gets out of pod*Alex: well that's not good, Kelly did you see where he landed? Kelly: that’s the bad thing... he landed INSIDE the 1st reactor complex. *shoulders Spartan laser*Alex: Crap i had a feeling you were going to say that. Well lets get going. Kelly you’re our rabbit. Kelly: If they see me being a rabbit, don't you think the stealth part would die quickly?! Alex: No not really, you're the fastest spartan I’ve known. Besides they would have other things to worry about. *grins* trust me. Kelly: I'll take orders from Kurt thank you very much... Kelly: who is probably in a jail for study on his armor. *Meanwhile*..... Kurt: Where the **** am I... *glances through dazed eyes* Kurt: ****. Kurt: Elite guards, and an engineer, ****! *jumps up from table, kicks elite in the jaw, grabs his plasma rifle and shoots the engineer* Kurt: How many will come to the gun fire.... *grabs jailing and rips it off* Kurt: Easy. *sprints through to a room guarded by hunters* Kurt: No way past... *see them guarding his weapons* Kurt: Hmm… *shoots a grenade and causes 5 others to implode* *the hunters fall back from the blast and his the wall* Kurt: Well I'll just take my weapons and... *an elite zealot yells at Kurt and throws a grenade* Kurt: oh ****. *jumps over grenade and kicks zealot in the head* Kurt: This is too damn easy. Kurt: Not like a specified number of other zealot hunter, jackals and grunts will come.... *Meanwhile*..... Alex: So Kelly I’ve noticed you've got a thing for Kurt. Kelly: *blushes and turns her head* Kelly: I've noticed you've got a thing for Linda.... Alex: Well i uh........ * looks down at the ground* Kelly: oh LINDA!! Linda: what? Alex: What you doing!? Kelly: he likes you too. Linda: Kelly!! *looks surprised*Alex: wait what? Kelly: what? You both had the same thing in mind when you where told we where going on this mission. Linda: well it doesn't give you the right to spoil it!! Kelly: I'll leave you 2 alone. Linda: he likes you ya know. Kelly: I know. *faceplam* Alex: well i don't he knows that yet. Kelly: I’m going in to find him; you 2 have luvy dubby moment. ****** eyebrow*Alex: what’s that suppose to mean Kelly? *Kelly has already sprinted into a sewer grate under the covie compound* *shighs turns to Linda* Alex: great now we have to go after her, and help. Linda: no she can handle it, and I think she’s going to have her love moment. Linda: while we have ours. *hugs him from behind* Alex: Whoa hold on there Linda. *slips out of her grasp* Linda: what is it Alex? Alex: Come on Linda we got a stealth op to finish first. Linda: don't worry Kelly and Kurt are already inside. Alex: Ok. Alex: I like you Linda. *Linda pushes him onto flat rock* Linda: that’s all I needed to hear. Linda: come on your sorry ass trying to get out and fight and ignore me may have gotten the team killed. *sprints to the sewer grate* *the reactor suddenly blows and propels Linda into Alex* *Kelly and Kurt jetpack towards the disgruntled Linda and Alex* wazzap?! Alex: Oh yeah real nice you guys, by the way enjoy your free time? *Kelly leans on Kurts shoulder* Kurt: maybe... Alex: You know Kurt you owe me for this later right? Kurt: What? Me blowing up a whole reactor complex isn't fair for leaving you in your romance moment while I had mine WHILE killing inside? Alex: Not fully no, you owe me some covie to kill later, but still thanks i guess. Kelly: we like action love moments, you have the slow easy ones. Kurt: Well, there’s still a covenant ship we haft to take to oni. Kurt: I'll let you pick which one... Kurt: Alex? *sees Alex staring at Linda* Alex: I say the capital ship. Kurt: Ok well that’s set, now for the how do we get on? part. Alex: We could use the gravity left, and then use the airducts to get the bridge. *the team sprints onto the unguarded grav lift* Kurt: Um where the guards? Kelly: crud we're already on the lift. Alex: I'll throw grenades up there.... *grenades fly into the ship and 5 elites fall out* Alex: Ha! Alex: We’re in the ship now... Linda: nice throw Alex. *Alex shoots in front of himself killing a cloaked elite* Kurt: Make a circle and kill anything that moves or shimmers!! *the team makes a circle waiting for their foes* *shoots a lunging elite with his shotgun* Kurt: Alex!! 2 infront of you!! *spots them* *uses Spartan laser on them* Kurt: Over kill man. Alex: God that was close, thanks. Kurt: Oh **** *kicks elite about to peice his energy sword into him* *shotguns his head* Kurt: that was close!! Alex: And you say I’m over kill. *laughs* *hears Linda’s sniper rifle crack* Kurt: Ok fine its not. Kurt: Linda use your pistol for once. Linda: I'm on it. *shoots 4 elites in the head killing them instantly* Linda: Ok that all of them? Alex: Yeah i think so. Alex: Come on guys we got to get the bridge so we can get out of here. Kelly: no!! *shoots a cloaked elite that had gotten inside the Circe and was about to kill Kurt* Kurt: Thanks Kelly. *Kelly blushes* Kelly: now that all of them. Alex: Jesus Christ where the hell they coming from!!? Kurt: They came from the ducts in the ceiling I think... Kurt: Alex lead us, you know the layout. Alex: Ok, though each ship is different. Just to let you know. Kurt: You not wanting the leader role on this one? Kurt: fine then. Alex: Hey i didn't mean that now. Kurt: There’s the door, lead to a hanger, from there we go on an elevator to the hallway that leads to the command room Alex: Sheess, look they're gonna have guards all over that place, good thing i brought this. *lefts Spartan laser*Alex: alright lets go. Kurt: Prep near the door, there will be allot of them, Alex, get your laser up there *the spartans take each side of the door while Alex stays in front of it and Linda gets ready to open it* Kurt: Ready? Alex: Ready. Kurt: On my mark, 3, 2, 1 mark!! *Linda opens the door* Linda: Alex, wraith!! *fires laser* *the wraith explodes in a blue inferno*Kurt: nice shot!! Kurt: Enter the hanger!! Alex: Thanks *enters hanger* *enters the hanger and downs sniper on the balcony* *Linda takes the elites flowing from the doors* *Kelly kills the elites getting close* Kurt: Alex HUNTERS!! *Alex is hit by a hunter's shield and flys into a wall* Kurt: ****!! *Fire laser* *throws grenades and shoots at their mid-section *the grenades explode killing one hunter and Alex kills the other* Alex: Damn it that hurt, didn't even see him on my motion tracker. Kurt: He came through the door behind us... Kurt: Ok the rooms clear. Alex: There’s a whole lot less many guards than there should be. Kurt: They must be guarding the command room. Kurt: Come on to the elevator. Alex: They’re smart then. *the spartans get on the elevator* Kurt: Hmm... Kurt: I see something crap JACKER SNIPERS!! *clicks the button* Kurt: Linda fire at will, give suppressing fire Kelly and Alex! *shoots a jackal and he collides to the ground* Kurt: Whoa that was good range for an assault rifle. *Linda takes out 5 more snipers while Kelly shoots around their cover to make them run like targets for Linda* Kurt: Alex there’s a grunt squad with fuel rod guns, Linda’s to busy, fire!! Alex: Linda look out! *Kills cloak elite behind Linda* Alex: Damn it! *kills grunts* Kurt: Crap their jumping from the hallway above!! *fires at the elites jumping toward them* Kurt: Ok I think they stopped firing... Kurt: Whoa 5 elites coming! Alex: We got to find a way to that bridge fast!. *shoots one elite* Kurt: The hallway, we're here. Alex: Whoa ****! *stabs golden elite* Kurt: Covenant energy sword wielders incoming!! *fire shotgun at the incoming horde* Kurt: Grenades!! *the team throws grenades at the incoming troops* Kurt: There are still a few left, fire!! Alex: Switching to sreader rounds. * Fires a trio of rounds at a elite behind Kurt* *shoots an elites legs and kills the one beside him with a 3round burst to the chest* Kurt: Thanks Alex Kurt: Ok that’s all of them... Kurt: Now for the bridge. Alex: No problem Kurt. Alex: Yeah we need to get out of here. *the team approaches the door* *suddenly an elite jumps out and kicks Kurt in the chest* *Kurt hits the wall* Kurt: ouch... Alex: ****! *fires a burst at elite* Kurt: Fire!! *fires shotguns at a hunter coming from behind* Alex: Take this you elite basterd. *sticks elite on head* *shoots in the hunters midsection* Kurt: He’s down. *uses last spartan laser shot on the last hunter* *runs into bridge and kicks incoming elites away while he reloads* Alex: That elite ship master is mine Kurt. *fires shotgun at the elites* Kurt: No he’s mine!! *grabs energy sword and stabs the shipmaster in the chest* Kurt: Kelly fly this... Wait incoming plasma rounds!! *the ship is hit by the covenant armada outside* Alex: Hang on guys inatceding slipspace drive! Kurt: Crap, I don't think we can take this thing with us!! Kurt: The drives been hit!!! Kurt: We can use a drop ship!! Alex: Give me 1 min and i'll have it back online. Kurt: There’s a ship monitoring our progress, it’s our fallback point. Kurt: Come on this way!! *runs through hall way and jumps on a dropship* Kurt: Come on!! *Kelly and Linda land on the ship also* Alex: Damn it and i was wanting to keep this new toy of ours, i planted a nuke on it before we left count down 20:00 mins. Kurt: Good thinking. *jumps inside the ship* *Kelly closes the hatch and flys out of the ship* Kelly: spartans, this will get bumpy!! *Kelly flies evading plasma fire and incoming banshees* Kurt: Augustine get ready for evac, the ship wasn't salvageable UNSC Frigate Augustine: Roger that Spartan team aphla. Kurt: there’s the ship! Alex: Hang on guys deation in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. *ship explodes* *Kelly lands the dropship into the Augustine's landing bay just as the covenant ship blows up* Kurt: nice landing Kelly. Kelly: thanks. Alex: Yeah i'll say *holding Linda in arms* Alex: *grins* Alex: Come with me to my quarters Linda I’ve got something to show you. Linda: ok sure. See you two guys later. *winks at Kurt & Kelly* The Captain: Get us the hell out of here now. *the Augustine goes into slipspace and jumps to reach for mission report* Kurt: Hey Kelly come to my quarters... *the story ends with brilliant sex* Next part of the story will be posted in two weeks.