*cryopod opens* Alex: god i hate cryo sleep.
Kurt: Me too man glad I didn't get in.
Alex: Lucky you.
Kurt: Wheres linda and kelly? they are sopposed to be in cryo.
Alex: Guess they went to get ready for the mission.
*meanwhile*
Linda: what do ya think we need?
Kelly: thermals, sniper ammo *linda ***** her head* *luaghs* we may need more than one by the way.
Linda: what makes you think that?
Kelly: hello stealth op.
Linda: ah I'm stupid.
*Alex and Kurt enter*
Kurt: And you wheren't in cryo why?
both kelly and linda: because we knew you where tricking alex!!
Alex growing: err...
Kurt: I don't know what you mean.....
Linda: whatever.
Kelly: so what is the terain at this place?
Kurt: I didn't catch mutch of that, alex you've read the file.
Alex: yeah well you guys are not going to like it, covnenant ship yard
Linda: ooh plenty of places to hide.
Kurt: but that means hundreds of covenant ships so....
Alex: which means a lot of elite guards too.
Kurt: ah **** I love those guys, Linda we're goin to be inside and in close quarters
I want you to stay well away from any of it if you can and snipe from a high point
even a mountain if you haft to.
Alex: i say we go in light and fast make it easy on ourselfs.
Kelly: Of course.
Kurt: What did ONI send? I want a damn shotgun.
Alex: Well lets see, slinance SMG's , 5 pistoles, a BR 55, 2 slinance asluast rifles, 2 sinper rifles, and one shotgun, and one spartan laser.
Kurt: Do you mean assualt rifles?
Kurt: *luaghs* oni must have screwed up typing big time.
Alex: yeah i've noticed they'll take anybody these days.*luaghing*
Kurt: I once saw... eh nvm we got mission to do.
Alex: yeah we do.
Kurt: Ok I reread the files.
Alex: Sucide mission much?
Kurt: They want us to take a covenant ship home after we blow up the reactors and barracks holy ****!
Alex: yeah you think kurt?
Kurt No I mean holy **** as i **** YEAH!!
Alex: Well that's nice to know.
Kurt: When we get the tech from that ship we could make our macs into prcission lasors *drools*
Kelly and linda: yours nuts.
Kelly: but in a good way.
Kurt: yep. but ONI says it's a long shot.
Alex: Well we're screwed.
Linda: yeah in a good way.
*luaghs*Kurt: go to drop pods, section B I'll take the assualt rifle and battle rifle.
*throws sniper rifle to linda*
Kurt: Take a pistol to they have scopes now.
*picks up a pistol*
Kurt: Kelly take your pick.
Kelly: I'll take a pistol and an assualt rifle.
Kurt: good.
Kurt: alex, let me guess your taking the laser?
*picks up Silnance SMG & Spartan laser*
Alex: yep.
*rasies eyebrow*Alex: section B?, but that's ODST drop pods.
Kurt: Thought so, you have a problem with drop pods?
Kurt: We're dropping while there is a metior shower hello.
Alex: No problem at all, if the ODST's don't mind us takeing them.
Kurt: Come on kelly and linda are already preped.
Kurt: eh they never give a **** after we take out a covie encampment.
Alex: Oh yeah. well lets do it then.
*gets in drop pod*
Alex: ready on my end kurt. how bout you ready?
Kurt: Come on.
*walks into a odst drop pod*
*over speakers* drop in 5 , 4, 3, 2, 1 drop.
Kurt: You there alex?
Alex: Yeah i'm here kurt, see you on the ground.
Kurt: alex hello?
Alex: kurt i'm barly getting you over.
*waits for a reply*
Alex: kurt you there over?
Kurt: yeah my coms is glitchy.
Kurt: I'll swap to the other channel.
Alex: same here, i'll try raise kelly.
Kurt: Some reason its making the coms come like 4minutes later odd oh ****
I'm about to his a metior!!
*rams meteor*
Kurt: dammit!!!!
Kurt: All units I'm going in hard I repeat going in hard!
Kurt: If I survive we'll regroup at the entrance to the first reactor shiiiiiiit.
Alex: Kurt kurt you there over, oh **** kurt be advised you heading toward the hart of the ship yard over, kurt kurt?
*impacts the covenant controlled planet*
*drop pod hatch stuck*Alex: crap Kurt?, Kelly?, Linda? My drop pod's hatch is stuck i could use so help over.
Linda: I'll help you Alex.
Alex: Thanks Linda, by the way did you hear from Kelly as soon as you landed?
*Linda throws Alex's pod into a cliff*
Linda: Oops…
*head hits hatch*Alex: ouch. Anyway have you?, and any word from Kurt?
*Kelly runs towards the team*Kelly: I saw his pod go down, I heard he wanted to meet us at the first reactor.
*gets out of pod*Alex: well that's not good, Kelly did you see where he landed?
Kelly: that’s the bad thing... he landed INSIDE the 1st reactor complex.
*shoulders Spartan laser*Alex: Crap i had a feeling you were going to say that. Well lets get going. Kelly you’re our rabbit.
Kelly: If they see me being a rabbit, don't you think the stealth part would die quickly?!
Alex: No not really, you're the fastest spartan I’ve known. Besides they would have other things to worry about. *grins* trust me.
Kelly: I'll take orders from Kurt thank you very much...
Kelly: who is probably in a jail for study on his armor.
*Meanwhile*.....
Kurt: Where the **** am I...
*glances through dazed eyes*
Kurt: ****.
Kurt: Elite guards, and an engineer, ****!
*jumps up from table, kicks elite in the jaw, grabs his plasma rifle and shoots the engineer*
Kurt: How many will come to the gun fire....
*grabs jailing and rips it off*
Kurt: Easy.
*sprints through to a room guarded by hunters*
Kurt: No way past...
*see them guarding his weapons*
Kurt: Hmm…
*shoots a grenade and causes 5 others to implode*
*the hunters fall back from the blast and his the wall*
Kurt: Well I'll just take my weapons and... *an elite zealot yells at Kurt and throws a grenade* Kurt: oh ****.
*jumps over grenade and kicks zealot in the head*
Kurt: This is too damn easy.
Kurt: Not like a specified number of other zealot hunter, jackals and grunts will come....
*Meanwhile*.....
Alex: So Kelly I’ve noticed you've got a thing for Kurt.
Kelly: *blushes and turns her head*
Kelly: I've noticed you've got a thing for Linda....
Alex: Well i uh........ * looks down at the ground*
Kelly: oh LINDA!!
Linda: what?
Alex: What you doing!?
Kelly: he likes you too.
Linda: Kelly!!
*looks surprised*Alex: wait what?
Kelly: what? You both had the same thing in mind when you where told we where going on this mission.
Linda: well it doesn't give you the right to spoil it!!
Kelly: I'll leave you 2 alone.
Linda: he likes you ya know.
Kelly: I know.
*faceplam* Alex: well i don't he knows that yet.
Kelly: I’m going in to find him; you 2 have luvy dubby moment.
****** eyebrow*Alex: what’s that suppose to mean Kelly?
*Kelly has already sprinted into a sewer grate under the covie compound*
*shighs turns to Linda* Alex: great now we have to go after her, and help.
Linda: no she can handle it, and I think she’s going to have her love moment.
Linda: while we have ours. *hugs him from behind*
Alex: Whoa hold on there Linda. *slips out of her grasp*
Linda: what is it Alex?
Alex: Come on Linda we got a stealth op to finish first.
Linda: don't worry Kelly and Kurt are already inside.
Alex: Ok.
Alex: I like you Linda. *Linda pushes him onto flat rock*
Linda: that’s all I needed to hear.
Linda: come on your sorry ass trying to get out and fight and ignore me may have gotten the team killed.
*sprints to the sewer grate*
*the reactor suddenly blows and propels Linda into Alex*
*Kelly and Kurt jetpack towards the disgruntled Linda and Alex* wazzap?!
Alex: Oh yeah real nice you guys, by the way enjoy your free time?
*Kelly leans on Kurts shoulder*
Kurt: maybe...
Alex: You know Kurt you owe me for this later right?
Kurt: What? Me blowing up a whole reactor complex isn't fair for leaving you in your romance moment while I had mine WHILE killing inside?
Alex: Not fully no, you owe me some covie to kill later, but still thanks i guess.
Kelly: we like action love moments, you have the slow easy ones.
Kurt: Well, there’s still a covenant ship we haft to take to oni.
Kurt: I'll let you pick which one...
Kurt: Alex? *sees Alex staring at Linda*
Alex: I say the capital ship.
Kurt: Ok well that’s set, now for the how do we get on? part.
Alex: We could use the gravity left, and then use the airducts to get the bridge.
*the team sprints onto the unguarded grav lift* Kurt: Um where the guards?
Kelly: crud we're already on the lift.
Alex: I'll throw grenades up there....
*grenades fly into the ship and 5 elites fall out*
Alex: Ha!
Alex: We’re in the ship now...
Linda: nice throw Alex.
*Alex shoots in front of himself killing a cloaked elite*
Kurt: Make a circle and kill anything that moves or shimmers!!
*the team makes a circle waiting for their foes*
*shoots a lunging elite with his shotgun*
Kurt: Alex!! 2 infront of you!!
*spots them*
*uses Spartan laser on them*
Kurt: Over kill man.
Alex: God that was close, thanks.
Kurt: Oh **** *kicks elite about to peice his energy sword into him*
*shotguns his head*
Kurt: that was close!!
Alex: And you say I’m over kill. *laughs*
*hears Linda’s sniper rifle crack*
Kurt: Ok fine its not.
Kurt: Linda use your pistol for once.
Linda: I'm on it.
*shoots 4 elites in the head killing them instantly*
Linda: Ok that all of them?
Alex: Yeah i think so.
Alex: Come on guys we got to get the bridge so we can get out of here.
Kelly: no!! *shoots a cloaked elite that had gotten inside the Circe and was about to kill Kurt*
Kurt: Thanks Kelly.
*Kelly blushes*
Kelly: now that all of them.
Alex: Jesus Christ where the hell they coming from!!?
Kurt: They came from the ducts in the ceiling I think...
Kurt: Alex lead us, you know the layout.
Alex: Ok, though each ship is different. Just to let you know.
Kurt: You not wanting the leader role on this one?
Kurt: fine then.
Alex: Hey i didn't mean that now.
Kurt: There’s the door, lead to a hanger, from there we go on an elevator to the hallway that leads to the command room
Alex: Sheess, look they're gonna have guards all over that place, good thing i brought this. *lefts Spartan laser*Alex: alright lets go.
Kurt: Prep near the door, there will be allot of them, Alex, get your laser up there
*the spartans take each side of the door while Alex stays in front of it and Linda gets ready to open it*
Kurt: Ready?
Alex: Ready.
Kurt: On my mark, 3, 2, 1 mark!!
*Linda opens the door* Linda: Alex, wraith!!
*fires laser*
*the wraith explodes in a blue inferno*Kurt: nice shot!!
Kurt: Enter the hanger!!
Alex: Thanks *enters hanger*
*enters the hanger and downs sniper on the balcony*
*Linda takes the elites flowing from the doors* *Kelly kills the elites getting close* Kurt: Alex HUNTERS!!
*Alex is hit by a hunter's shield and flys into a wall*
Kurt: ****!!
*Fire laser*
*throws grenades and shoots at their mid-section
*the grenades explode killing one hunter and Alex kills the other*
Alex: Damn it that hurt, didn't even see him on my motion tracker.
Kurt: He came through the door behind us...
Kurt: Ok the rooms clear.
Alex: There’s a whole lot less many guards than there should be.
Kurt: They must be guarding the command room.
Kurt: Come on to the elevator.
Alex: They’re smart then.
*the spartans get on the elevator*
Kurt: Hmm...
Kurt: I see something crap JACKER SNIPERS!!
*clicks the button* Kurt: Linda fire at will, give suppressing fire Kelly and Alex! *shoots a jackal and he collides to the ground*
Kurt: Whoa that was good range for an assault rifle.
*Linda takes out 5 more snipers while Kelly shoots around their cover to make them run like targets for Linda*
Kurt: Alex there’s a grunt squad with fuel rod guns, Linda’s to busy, fire!!
Alex: Linda look out! *Kills cloak elite behind Linda*
Alex: Damn it! *kills grunts*
Kurt: Crap their jumping from the hallway above!!
*fires at the elites jumping toward them*
Kurt: Ok I think they stopped firing...
Kurt: Whoa 5 elites coming!
Alex: We got to find a way to that bridge fast!.
*shoots one elite*
Kurt: The hallway, we're here.
Alex: Whoa ****! *stabs golden elite*
Kurt: Covenant energy sword wielders incoming!!
*fire shotgun at the incoming horde*
Kurt: Grenades!!
*the team throws grenades at the incoming troops*
Kurt: There are still a few left, fire!!
Alex: Switching to sreader rounds.
* Fires a trio of rounds at a elite behind Kurt*
*shoots an elites legs and kills the one beside him with a 3round burst to the chest*
Kurt: Thanks Alex
Kurt: Ok that’s all of them...
Kurt: Now for the bridge.
Alex: No problem Kurt.
Alex: Yeah we need to get out of here.
*the team approaches the door*
*suddenly an elite jumps out and kicks Kurt in the chest*
*Kurt hits the wall* Kurt: ouch...
Alex: ****! *fires a burst at elite*
Kurt: Fire!!
*fires shotguns at a hunter coming from behind*
Alex: Take this you elite basterd. *sticks elite on head*
*shoots in the hunters midsection*
Kurt: He’s down.
*uses last spartan laser shot on the last hunter*
*runs into bridge and kicks incoming elites away while he reloads*
Alex: That elite ship master is mine Kurt.
*fires shotgun at the elites*
Kurt: No he’s mine!!
*grabs energy sword and stabs the shipmaster in the chest*
Kurt: Kelly fly this... Wait incoming plasma rounds!!
*the ship is hit by the covenant armada outside*
Alex: Hang on guys inatceding slipspace drive!
Kurt: Crap, I don't think we can take this thing with us!!
Kurt: The drives been hit!!!
Kurt: We can use a drop ship!!
Alex: Give me 1 min and i'll have it back online.
Kurt: There’s a ship monitoring our progress, it’s our fallback point.
Kurt: Come on this way!!
*runs through hall way and jumps on a dropship*
Kurt: Come on!!
*Kelly and Linda land on the ship also*
Alex: Damn it and i was wanting to keep this new toy of ours, i planted a nuke on it before we left count down 20:00 mins.
Kurt: Good thinking.
*jumps inside the ship*
*Kelly closes the hatch and flys out of the ship*
Kelly: spartans, this will get bumpy!!
*Kelly flies evading plasma fire and incoming banshees*
Kurt: Augustine get ready for evac, the ship wasn't salvageable
UNSC Frigate Augustine: Roger that Spartan team aphla.
Kurt: there’s the ship!
Alex: Hang on guys deation in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. *ship explodes*
*Kelly lands the dropship into the Augustine's landing bay just as the covenant ship blows up*
Kurt: nice landing Kelly.
Kelly: thanks.
Alex: Yeah i'll say *holding Linda in arms*
Alex: *grins*
Alex: Come with me to my quarters Linda I’ve got something to show you.
Linda: ok sure. See you two guys later. *winks at Kurt & Kelly*
The Captain: Get us the hell out of here now.
*the Augustine goes into slipspace and jumps to reach for mission report*
Kurt: Hey Kelly come to my quarters...
*the story ends with brilliant sex*
Next part of the story will be posted in two weeks.
