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Cops and Robbers theme? Like EVERY FPS? Bad Vs. Good? Hardline sounds more like a companion app in my opinion. I would say that the next BF will be... Battlefield V.

Well... here goes nothing. I was a young fit lad with toned abs who loved adventure and fitness and had smokin hot girlfriend. One day while I was hiking up Mt. Ararat in search for the elusive Noahs Ark, it had been a 5 day journey searching in and out of ice caverns and cliff edges. I had beaten off hunters and wolves who tried to take my life. I was exhausted and the light was fading out... so I sat down my bag to catch my breath when all of a sudden... I spotted it. It was perfectly preserved and 3/4ths of it was covered in Ice connecting to the mountain. I reached down to grab my camera from my bag, I knew I could make history by revealing the Biblical Noah's ark and I had been the first ever to find it! When I reached down, my bag began to slide, I placed it on an icy slope... great. When I reached for it, I slipped, the camera fell out of my hands and broke into many pieces and I slide down the icy slope into a small ice pocket where the only known way out... was up. I was trapped, so I thought... before I knew it -thud- I was laying blacked out on the icy cold floor. When I woke up, I was tied in the fetal position with what felt like a thick, soft, bear fur rope... must have been yeti skin or something because I had never felt something that soft before. Anyways, back to me... I was being held hostage by an ancient tribe of beings who lived off the mountain animals. They spoke an off language of Turkish, something I didn't understand. They were going to kill me, until I offered them a trade... a camera lens for my freedom. The camera lens itself could enhance the fire making process for them... and I showed them how to use it. They accepted, they showed me the ark, and gave me a tour.... they then brought me to their homes where I saw many of them on this website called 343 industries community forum.... I could fully understand why they lived alone in those ice caverns and caves. They wanted to be alone whilst playing Halo and reading the forums. When they released me I returned home, no pictures, but a new outlook on life. I opened my laptop, found the legendary 343i Community forums they had been browsing, became a member, gained about 50lbs, lost my sense of adventure, and now instead of hunting ancient artifacts, I search for bad members.... and spambots....the rest is, well... history. As for my girlfriend? Well... she still loves me and we are engaged now.... so it didn't turn out too bad. if you didn't believe that, then that is fine... the real truth is...

*at the end of Microsofts E3 press conference they bring out 343 for their presentation* -announcer, please welcome kiki wolfkill from 343 Industries!- "In the world of Halo, anything is possible. Last years E3 revealed that the Halo journey continues this year. Well, I am proud to announce that one of the most iconic and popular games that launched this franchise is getting a makeover! Yes, indeed... coming this Holiday season you will be able to buy Halo 2 Anniversary for the Xbox One. We have given the campaign a graphic overhaul so you can enjoy Halo 2 in full HD, use Smartglass Technology or your back button to swap between the classic and new look Halo 2! -crowd applauds- Wait, you didn't think we would stop there would you? No! in Halo 2 Anniversary we are bringing back the classic Multiplayer featuring some of our classic Halo 2 Maps such as Lockout, Midship, Coagulation, and more! We will have new and returning weapons such as the Brute Shot, DMR, and the return the Dual wieldable SMGs, Plasma rifles, Needlers, and Magnums! -crowd uproars in cheers-" *wakes up* What?! It was only a dream!? Dang it.... I guess we wont find out until E3 or the release of the game itself. (that is if the next announced game is H2A)

8.1/10 Wow. Much red. Such Obi. Hehehe:

How am I disgruntled?

Time Until Event: 13 Days!!

I see. I missed a lot in the past week lol

Did the thread even open up for announcing the next president election?

Twinreaper: Test Results have returned and you have bad case of the Wii Rash which causes severe itching in the gonadish area. This comes from playing the Nintendo Wii too much (even a little is too much). Avoid using the Wii Board, Wii-Mote, Wii-Wheel, and other Wii devices. Solution: Lotion and moisturizers to keep skin area smooth and healthy. If itching gets worse, see a doctor... or call in a nurse.

I admit to:

This is it! The countdown until E3 2014!!!! You can post what you expect at each conference and what you also hope to hear about! Time Until Event: 1 Day!! Here is the schedule of events: Monday June 9 Microsoft - 9:30 a.m. PDT Electronic Arts - 12 noon PDT Ubisoft - 3 p.m. PDT Sony - 6 p.m. PDT Tuesday, June 10 Nintendo - 9 a.m. PDT How will Nintendo to after taking a year off from the conference? What do you think Microsoft will do? How will Sony do? How about EA or Ubisoft?

wow... I didn't see that one coming. Man, I'd really like you to stay. I understand the need to do something besides the forum, but once you find a good balance it works. I hope you don't abandon us forever. I do wish you would stay. You've been a great member Orbis, and I do hope to see you around buddy. Join some of our C-Events as well.

Welcome to the forums! I've also been playing the Halo series for a while. We have a few members here with names from the RvB series. Enjoy yourself!

Name is kinda corny... but ok. I likely wont buy it, however I may catch the walk-through on YouTube sometime or something.

Like Titanfall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCoKWWMOg5I

This map and Beacon Rush look like so much fun. I am giving both a download and I'll give em a try next community event.

This looks like great fun! I'll have to give it a download!

9/9 9/10

Fixed.

A bit colorful But 7.5/10