This is the story of how Absolute Dog, and Spectral Jester became Orange Moderators... this is all true and factual... ish.
In a small town called the shrie, two young lads named Jester and Absolute Dog, who will be referred in this story as A-Dog, are celebrating the 111st birthday of their good friend, and A-Dogs grandfather, Indy. During the party Twam the Grey confronts Indy after a disappearing act performed in front of a huge audience. Twam tells Indy that he needs to give up the golden cloak.... and so Indy gives the golden cloak, forged in the depths of Moredoor by an ancient evil long ago.
Indy decides that Twam the grey is correct and decides to give the golden cloak to his grandson... A-dog. A-Dog opens a box and looks at the cloak and Twam the grey says to him "With this great clothing comes great responsibility." Twam the grey takes the cloak and dips it into the fire, only to watch ancient writing appear as the cloak resists the flame. The writing reads "There is no warranty on this item, no returns." With that, Twam explained to young A-Dog that there was only one way to destroy this great an ancient evil... to return it to the depths of Moredoor and toss it in the fiery magma from which it was created......
Twam gives A-Dog specific instructions to never wear the cloak. For it will draw a great evil. As some time went on, Twam the grey tells A-Dog that as Indy had placed the cloak on on his 111st birthday he awoken the ancient evil and it is now coming. The only way to save the Shrie is to destroy the cloak as soon as possible! So A-Dog, packs his things and Jester decided to join him.. Jester was A-Dogs, best friend and has always been loyal to him. Nothing could spearate them. They are both joined by their friends, Perry and Mippin. Together these five venture to destroy the cloak... Twam the grey tells the young lads that there are more waiting for them in the next town.... these people will all together help A-Dog venture to Moredoor to destroy this evil and ancient cloak.
As they leave the Shrie they are startled by the sudden sound of Hackers! Hackers are evil knights sent by the dark lord of Bannishment... they seek to retrieve the cloak and return it to their master so he can gain his power back once and for all. A-Dog, Jester, and the rest begin to run for their lives, leaping, ducking, and dodging rocks and limbs and whatever else is in the way of them. They hear the echoes of the screaming hackers. "Wheeeee whannnnttaaaa thahhhh clooooaahhh!!!!" They all suddenly are stopped.. why? there is a long river ahead of them. But there is a raft! The Hackers are closing in though, so Perry and Mippin quickly untie the raft but struggle as the Hackers close in on them. Just in time the raft is taking off and A-Dog and Jester leap onto it as the Hackers reach the docks and screech.
As the group makes it to the other side, they continue their journey to a place where they would find the first person that would join them...
To be continued!!