Jack Of Harts

http://i.imgur.com/14OtnmI.png How's this?

Marathon?

Banned for expecting professionalism on a website like this.

Banned for making him

Banned for trying to starve me to death.

Banned for eating lying cookies.

Banned because your existence is a lie.

Banned for not being believable.

Banned because just one of you is bad enough.

Banned for not being a clone.

Not banned for having a better sense of humour then Dexter.

Banned because the best kind of prize is a SUR-prize, hahahahaha!

Okay, here it is. http://i.imgur.com/eca1niG.jpg

About that "background image" what is that even supposed to be? LOL. Also, do you want me to cut the background off of the picture of the guy?

Banned for having bad teeth.

Banned for not telling us what flavour toothpaste to use.

Banned because it's the other way around; Toothpaste tastes like mint.

Should your 5-year old son really be playing a game that says "Mature 17+" on the box, or in my case "16"? These exist for a reason: If he's running off of the map, costing your team points, the fact that he's 5 shouldn't be an excuse because the game wasn't made for his age group. Now, I will admit that I was playing 16-rated games when I was younger but the thing is I didn't even have Internet at that age. Rules are strict when it comes to online gaming, and it is not made for anyone below the age of 8. If you let him play and you get banned, that's nobody's problem except your own. I can understand wanting to play Halo with a 5-year old son as I personally don't believe Halo warrants a Mature 17+ age rating but online is not suitable for younger audiences. I suggest your son to play Campaign or Firefight. Oh and just so you know, we're not the official 343 Industries, we're a community forum. Their official website is http://halowaypoint.com

Here's an idea; Play a different game. If you're unsatisfied with a game, don't play it but don't insult the developers because they gave us exactly what we wanted and more; a Halo 2 remake with the original multiplayer intact + 3 other games with extras. Also, why is 5v5 a huge issue? "OMG 2 more playerz in 1 gaem, itz ruin'd 4 eva!!!!!" You're complaining about some of the most trivial things. Things need to change in order to remain fresh and new, whilst still keeping its charm. You're basically asking for it to be like Call of Duty; exactly the same thing every release. If no Halo game added new features, wouldn't you get bored of the same thing? If you don't like the game, there's a simple solution; sell it and buy a different one.

Banned for not being part of the Mint Master Race

Banned for making the same mistakes you criticise.

Banned because I c wat u did ther.

Banned because opinions can be changed if the subject is easily led.