Lol. I can relate
Funny story here. I was with my friends when two of the trees at their house started to rub up against eachother because of the wind. They sounded like cows goin at it. So we said they were having tree sex.
Ok more rvb.
Lieutenant Miller: Now Caboose, I know we didn't always get along.
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: I got tied up.
Lieutenant Miller: You seem like a good kid, you're just a little... confused.
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Yeah, he is.
Lieutenant Miller: But I wanna give you a piece of advice. This guy looks like a tough costumer, and you're bound to run into some situations you're not prepared for.
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Right, like a rodeo.
Lieutenant Miller: And if that happens, if you get in a situation where you think something bad is gonna happen, I want you to remember one thing... never ever come back here!
Pvt. Michael J. Caboose: Okay.
Lieutenant Miller: No, I need to hear you say it I need to know you understand. Pvt.
Michael J. Caboose: Don't ever go backwards.
Lieutenant Miller: Well I guess that's as close as we're gonna get.