Directors Campaign slogan: Bacon, for America's future.
Drizzys: Believe in Hope for Change.
"Governor Drizzy, how do you respond to Senator Directors accusation that you flip flopped?"
Director: "The Senator is my close and personal friend, but I feel he was taking my quotes out of context. I only said I would feed them to poor people, and only if they were very hungry."
Drizzy: "Well, with all due respect governor, that is just factually incorrect. I have a report here from the Think Tank, Progressive innovations for Solutions (PIS) , which says that you did indeed claim that cannibalism was okay as long as we left it up to the states."
Director: "See that everyone? Senator Drizzy, you have repeatedly claimed not to have a bias, yet you are citing a think tank which has been given a 5 crazy nut rating by the Media Solutions for America association. The Senator only says these things beacuse he has been repeatedly playing to his left wing base and beating the socialist mantra."
Drizzy: "The governor has been living in his harvard educated lah-lah land for the last 3 years, americans have been suffering. Oh, he likes Bacon all right, but has he given any to the poor and suffering?"
Director: "Shut your F****** mouth!"
"Wait...governor did you just..."
*Telivision cuts off*
CNN: We would like to apologize for the incident tonight. Safe to say we will not be hosting any more 343 community forum debates and will keep it to actual politics from now on.
"Sir, how do you respond to accusations that actual politics is at least 3.57 times dumber than the forum debate?"
CNN: "Shut your F****** mouth!"