>one person out of five is being loud in our party
>kid that recently joined, telling everyone to be quiet
"Guys, you all need to be quiet."
"There is only one person in here being loud, -name-."
"Just turn your chat volume down, man."
"-name-, invite me to another party. These people are too loud."
"Why do you have to act like you're five? Like I said, -gamertag- is the only one talking."
"Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
"Now you're four."
"Shut the **** up, -name-, stop being ridiculous, you asswipe."
"And with that, you are now one. How do you feel?"
-leaves party-