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Not in work until next weekend matey! Holiday pay for the win!

Or you just go to your boss and say you've torn you hamstring, works just as well lmao

Nah, my boss knows a torn hamstring wouldn't stop me working. After cycling in one night I found my legs were black and blue from the knees up where I had torn ligaments and stuff and I still completed a nine hour shift regardless.