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Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ

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  1. Once upon a time....

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    2. Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ

      Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ

      As I awoke from my dream to find all of the dead mudkips, I could not help but feel a sense of accomplishment. I stood tall over the corpses that littered the room and simple called out: "I AM HUMAN" with a dramatic echo effect.

    3. Spyro

      Spyro

      ...Then Azaxx appeared before you and killed you. The End.

    4. Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ

      Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ

      No, No the end! Azaxx is an inferior being, incapable of killing a god such as myself! >:[

  2. Not sure if it is the same guy, but I have somebody with the GT FlawlessCowboy on my friendslist.... or at least, I did. Great read though, good find!
  3. Near death experience tonight. Fuse blew on the motorbike whilst doing 90mph round a bend causing the lights to cut out in pitch black. Luckily a passer by saw me parked at side of the road and drove in front of me until we got to an area with lights.

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    2. Twilight Sparkle

      Twilight Sparkle

      Omg, are you still in one piece? Thank God you're alright!

    3. INACTIVE

      INACTIVE

      I try so hard but some stranger has to thwart my plan. But, more seriously, it was a lucky break that you had someone help you get into the light. Could have turned out very badly.

    4. Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ

      Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ

      Haha yeah, me and the bike are alright. Managed to get a new fuse at fuel station (Which got held up shortly after so I also got pulled by the cops on the way back through) So all in all an eventful night. And Intendant, what would be the point of having a superbike if you didn't plan to open it up every so often? ;)

  4. Life's like a box of chocolates.... It never lasts as long for fat people

  5. Maths: Alcohol + "Watch this" = 911

    1. Complete Loser

      Complete Loser

      Ok I'll call 911 for you xD

    2. Smokin Shadowz

      Smokin Shadowz

      Same result happens if you hear "Hey hold my beer and watch this"

  6. Design is intelligence made visible

  7. ROFLMAYSST: Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off yet somehow still typing

  8. Just spotted 3 little ducks practicing their teenage girl faces!

  9. The trouble with trouble is, it always starts out as fun!

    1. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      Is that right?...

  10. Congratulations you guys, truly deserved!
  11. Welcome to the forums THFE! I'm sure that this will be a great venture into the unknown.... Just remember, members like myself will not hesitate to eat you if you fail to abide by the rules. Muwahahaha-cough cough cough.
  12. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

    1. SternuS

      SternuS

      Seems legit. lmao!

    2. skummgummigubbe

      skummgummigubbe

      can not help that I was laughing so hard

       

      but may be a thing to think about

  13. Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running!

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    2. Spectral Jester

      Spectral Jester

      me neither, but ive started to run

    3. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      You know he left right? That means you don't need to go, or come back >:D

    4. Zaguroth

      Zaguroth

      *throws a pokeball at Azaxx*

  14. There are two rules to success... 1. Never reveal anything you know.

    1. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      Sharing is caring though )':

  15. Dayumn son, makes me wish I still had Halo 2!
  16. Admit it, at some point in your life you've tried to see if you have super powers.

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    2. Smokin Shadowz

      Smokin Shadowz

      I still wanna read people's minds...NOT FAIR!

    3. Undead

      Undead

      I want to see through peoples clothes... and by people I mean Women. XD

    4. Spectral Jester

      Spectral Jester

      Thought i could fly once, realised i couldn't when i spent 5 months in plaster!

  17. Yet you still fail to take into account the speed that I can counter such things with. >:] I can plan various simulations in my mind due to the artistic talent I hold and then react with one of many plans I have come up with for the outcome that I want...... The ice on the Lake is thin young Azaxx, be carefull how you tread
  18. I apologize to all for my recent lack of activity. Working overtime for the grand opening at work on tuesday.

    1. Mr.Mikey

      Mr.Mikey

      Its okay, We still love you ;)

  19. Iɴsɪɢɴɪᴀ

    Sigs funny stuff

    Just for random laughs
  20. "What are we supposed to do with a caravan with no wheels" - Micky, ******.
  21. Nobody likes a camper........ Take it easy man, have a good time!
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