-Cortana asked you out.
I'd say yes, I guess? What's better than dating a holographic A.I.?
-In Halo 5, Master Chief's identity: Justin Bieber.
*Suicide*
-Activision (Call of Duty publisher) bought rights to Halo.
*suicide + betrayal*
-Arbiter was a Master Chief fan boy, in disguise of an alien.
Not a chance. This fanboy wouldn't be so badass
-Twam discontinued this website.
W00t?!!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
-Mitt Romey ate Master Chief... PIECE - BY - PIECE. O.O
What... the... fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!!!
-You had your house raided by UNSC military.
Call my N7/ team or make them drive
-Batman killed Cortana.
Yeah, and then Ezio Auditore charges his Spartan Laser attempting to kill a Reaper
-Taylor Swift was Master Chief's girlfriend, and was 225 years old!
Impossibru!