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DJ Profe55or Z

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  1. hey 343 A few months ago I posted a question about Halo's real story and I'm posting this again just incase u didnt see the last one and hopefully you'll answer. ANYWAY me and my friend Oliver were playing the first halo and i was whacking a grunts dead body (because the blood sprays EVERYWHERE when you hit a dead enemy) any way, I was hitting a grunt and then Oliver said "hey you know what? It looks like grape juice!" and then i said "maybe the whole entire covenant has grape juice for blood and all their vehicles and weapons are powered by grape juice. and none of it is real. BUT the master chief doesn't know it he thinks its all real. But its actually an advertisment for a grape juice company called "The Covenant" and they made grape juice aliens and grape juice veicles for the chief to fight. And the world of halo is actually a HUGE tv set that the covenant use for chief" but he still thinks its real and so 343, me and Oliver where wondering... is that the REAL story for halo??? lots of less than threes, Cody
  2. and it all makes sense now!! with the V energy drinks drinks and all! the purple plasma is actually the grape juice blood from the grape juice powered covenant and V is actually the "Covenant"! it ALL makes sense now!!! with your help i can put a stop to the brutal murder of the grape juice powered covenant! no, i actually found out that the "Prometheans" are a rival company with the "covenant" and THEY are actually powered by orange juice
  3. YOU JUST GAVE ME THE BEST IDEA THANK YOU!! i will translate the story of grape juice aliens into a machinima XD
  4. hey 343 The other day me and my friend Oliver were playing the first halo and i was whacking a grunts dead body (because the blood sprays EVERYWHERE when you hit a dead enemy) any way, I was hitting a grunt and then Oliver said "hey you know what? It looks like grape juice!" and then i said "maybe the whole entire covenant has grape juice for blood and all their vehicles and weapons are powered by grape juice. and none of it is real. BUT the master chief doesn't know it he thinks its all real. But its actually an advertisment for a grape juice company called "The Covenant" and they made grape juice aliens and grape juice veicles for the chief to fight. And the world of halo is actually a HUGE tv set that the covenant use for chief" but he still thinks its real and so 343, me and Oliver where wondering... is that the REAL story for halo??? lots of less than threes, Cody
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