Flippant Sol

Banned for not being a god, like me.

Banned for underthinking the awesome force of vanilla creme cookies.

Banned for resisting against vanilla creme cookies.

Banned for making me destroy a cookie factory. (reference to animated gif)

Do you have any technological education? Welcome anyways! You don't need education to come here!

Welcome to Gif Wars! Here, you can show off your greatest animated attacks against the person above you. Now, like any other game, there are rules: The animated gif cannot have a loop value that is more than 10 seconds. The animated gif must be in a spoiler bubble. The animated gif cannot be a meme or a weird emotion thingy. Do not quote the person above you, only write your post. Do not create animations of nudity, profanity or dumbness. Do not create animations that flicker a lot. "How to create a gif" you wonder. Find an awesome scene from a YouTube video. Go to http://www.gifsoup.com/. Enter the link. Crop the video down to a ten second time frame or something Keep clicking done/enter/ok. Right click the image, and copy the image URL. Paste in a text box as an image. And there you go! I'll start off by attacking my organic counterpart.

Banned for interfering.

What if my organic counterpart (the unholy, lord of trolls) came back?

I have the ability to use an absolute zero cannon which unfortunately turns entire buildings into fragile ice. The only thing that would be useful for the AZ cannon is my organic counterpart and he's still sleeping.

Oh thank god you're here! I would like a #2 with no ketchup, and a package of large fries, with two packages of ketchup, and then I want a double chicken sandwich with hummus on top of the hamburger bun, I would like 16 one ounce cups of Pepsi max and six monkey butts.

Banned for thinking that my power source is humans.

Banned for visiting Crackle.com

Banned for being a LOCKED ON target.

Halo 5 needs a REAL Action Sack, not like a "oh, let's make a bunch of slayer variants" No I want messed up creative out of this world content, that shows barely any resemblance to slayer I want to get rained on by thousands of ordnance I want miniature people running away from a giant flood like in a slasher flick, I want Gravity hammers flinging people over walls like Frogger I Want maps that flip gravity I want Giant UFOs fighting armies of tanks and jeeps I want Invasion I want every weapon to make explosions on impact I want to get ran over by a giant bobble head doll I want a pseudo forge environment for role-playing I wa... *gasps* *suffocates from lack of air*

Soon, I came back to...

What would happen to the forum if Wendy's bought the rights to Halo?

Hey, I don't know if you knew, but I knew that eventually I'd know that you'd be here with me...

It took more work to write this Lazy Script than it would take for someone to write a real script. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1WAgpYWJhNNKBQ6QsCeCv5cflbesgk9G9pjknrKpg9O4/edit?usp=sharing Unfortunately, I have almost none of the assets, so I need someone to make this 10 min load of awesome for me. That's why it doesn't exist yet. It's still interesting to read though.

Banned for confirmation as hostile target.

Banned for so far being my Ban-nemesis.

Banned for not detecting my return any earlier.

Sounds great. I'll until then to post my new map.

Hivemind should be a separate playlist from Flood in Halo 5.