All Shrek wants is Peace, Don't believe me ? Here is all the proof you need Shrek is the man for the job and will lead this forum to victory ! Shrek can speak French... In Russian. Shrek once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom. Shrek can cut a knife with butter Shrek once counted to infinity, twice Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Shrek's PC will crash. Shrek refers to himself in the fourth person. Shrek actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. Shrek beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller. Shrek can make a slinky go upstairs. Shrek doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone. Shrek can kill two stones with one bird. Shrek doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square. Shrek can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Shrek can divide by zero. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Shrek Shrek is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face. Shrek can build a snowman out of rain. When Shrek enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off. Shrek can drown a fish Shrek can find the end of a circle. Shrek makes onions cry. Shrek tells Simon what to do. Shrek beat the sun in a staring contest Shrek can kill your imaginary friends. Shrek computer has no "backspace" button, Shrek doesn't make mistakes. Shrek can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Shrek can hear sign language. A bulletproof vest wears Shrek for protection
As you all can see Shrek is awesome... That is why you should vote for him.