-Cortana asked you out.
Woot No thanks~
-In Halo 5, Master Chief's identity: Justin Bieber.
I'd probably burn all my halo copies sit in a corner and cry
-Activision (Call of Duty publisher) bought rights to Halo.
I'd be so happy activision Understands games and when something works don't change it.
-Arbiter was a Master Chief fan boy, in disguise of an alien.
wouldn't really care
-Twam discontinued this website.\
eh
-Mitt Romey ate Master Chief... PIECE - BY - PIECE. O.O
W0t?
-You had your house raided by UNSC military.
i got guns to
-Batman killed Cortana.
i don't beleive this would happen
-Taylor Swift was Master Chief's girlfriend, and was 225 years old!
she better be hot.