The Director

lol? lol WHAT? What are you laughing at? Care to bloody elaborate? Well for those of us who enjoy the game it's a better option than paying for each individual map pack (there are going to be 5). Also, I like flying jets. They are epic.

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BF3 Premium Pros and Cons Why this thread? I was having a conversation with some friends about BF3P, and it turns out that even though we were premium members, we weren't exactly clear about what we were getting. So I placed a few calls and wrote a few emails, and this is what I got from it. What is BF3 Premium? Battlefield 3 Premium (BF3 Premium) is a service that allows it's members to have special privileges while playing BF3. These privileges include but are not limited to; weapons, maps, camo's, weapon camo's, preferred server access, etc. Pros of BF3P: 1. All map packs are released for premium members a week early. 2. All of the map packs are free to premium members (they are about 1200 each). 3. Some premium weapons are more powerful than normal in-game weapons. 4. Preferred server access allows premium members to "cut in line" during server ques. 5. Extra in-game content such as character and weapon camouflage, Assignments, and Dog Tags. Cons of BF3P: 1. It is 4000 MSP. 2. It shows that you are a BF3P player in-game during kill-cams (making you a target for haters). Battlefield 3 Premium not only allows you early access to map packs, but gives you them for free. It also allows you to unlock weapons that would otherwise be inaccessible, and allows you to join games faster than non-premium members. The Cons list is a bit short, but that's because the only real con of it is the price (even though paying a one time fee of 4k MSP is a lot better than paying 1200 for each map pack). If you can think of any other's, please post them below.

Did you know that I have set up or helped set up a few playdates?

I like it. That said, on to the constructive criticism. The thing I notice most is how bland it is. I realize it's a side project, but essentially it's a picture of an elite with some text beside him. And all the elite is doing is standing there holding his sword. Now for some suggestions. Add some stuff behind it. Maybe include all of the covenant species, as well as some spartans and marines scattered here and there. And make the text more exciting. Then it will be a logo that may actually get used!

This is an open ended question with a few possible answers. The most logical correct answer would be that Jimmy is Johnny's imaginary friend. Another possible answer is that everyone is busy. As I said, there are quite a few possible answers. And remember, just because it isn't the one you are looking for doesn't mean it's wrong. 19 minutes 21 seconds, set by a Swiss freediver in February of 2010. I prefer meat that doesn't have bone in it, because I like to eat as much as possible without having to be finicky. I prefer Rump Roast for that reason. There are actually 10 dimensions, but let's not get into that. The reason that there are 4 measurements for only 3 dimensions is simply because you cannot have Height without Depth, and vice versa. So technically, since they are symbiotic, they are one measurement that simply has two parts.

Yep. I'm premium so I not only get this a week early... BUT FOR FREE! Haaaahahahaa!

As long as it takes to open their mouth. 1. Soul, noun: the principle of life, feeling, thought, and action in humans,regarded as a distinct entity separate from the body, and commonly held to be separable in existence from the body;the spiritual part of humans as distinct from the physical part. 2. A barrel of fun is a figure of speech meaning "to have a lot of fun". There is no such thing as a barrel of fun, because fun is not something that you can touch, taste, smell or hear. You can hear people having fun, but not fun itself because fun does not exist in this sense.

Did you know that Kat does this nearly every time I play the campaign and let her drive? -.- Also, did you know that the reason SGT Johnson has a mustache is because a woman that he cared for deeply told him that she liked it? She was also an officer who worked for ONI, and it was just after they had evacuated Harvest.

Albert Andrew Nolen II Not if you don't get your hands dirty. Also, I use Hand Sanitizer because I hate water with every fiber of my being. Even the water fibers. This has been asked before, and since you didn't ask it correctly I'm going to give you a very, VERY sarcastic answer. The barber doesn't shave. He has a very large beard. Or the barber is a woman.

The Maw? I have a maw! I use it to eat stuff with! I would like a game to eat stuff with too! Count me in!

I would like to see an exact duplicate of Blood Gulch (exact bases, the cliffs, banshees, tank, size, EVERYTHING) and a replica of Waterworks would be sweet as well

I'd prefer "encyclopedia" lol

The thing is, the grenades are WAY more nerfed than they were in H3, which is why they have to be spammed to be effective. I too hate the grenades in Reach, but obviously for a different reason. I hate them because all they seem to do is break shields. More than once I have watched someone walk over my frag grenade thinking "Yay, I'm going to get a kill!". Nope. Turns out if you have full shields, then a grenade will simply break your shields and do a bit of health damage. So, you need two or more. Hence, spamming. If you look at BF3 and other games where grenades will kill you if you are too close, they don't seem to be used to often. Sure, there are cases of spamming (but that's because in BF3 there is an assignment to get a certain number of kills with grenades), but overall grenades are only thrown when the enemy isn't in your sight range. Only newbs throw nades when they can shoot instead. As far as bloom, there seems to be a varying opinion on it. I personally think that bloom is less skillful because it increases the chance of lucky shots rather than forcing you to aim every shot you fire.

I would say that you need to include the reason WHY he said that, but he didn't say himself lol Also, this is the third time today I've read this story. Kind of ironic that it's about Gabe Newell. lmao

I like Halo 3 because they didn't have to fix the canon after it's release.

& you mean lol @ means at xD Did you know that the first covenant boots to touch a human controlled planet belonged to Brutes? And that the leader of those brutes was Tartarus' (aka Mr. Mohawk) uncle?

Because she is a pony. Being me. That's the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, not the secret to world domination. Shooting through my entire team to get a kill, then watching as they got murdered because their shields were busted. Worth it too.

Coagulation was my favorite because it was complex, but well worth it. On a side note, I miss there not being fall damage

The problem with this is that it's an FPS. First-Person Shooter. The only reason for a third person mode would be to see what's to your sides and behind you, slowing down gameplay and making tactics more difficult. I don't see the harm in it for custom games though. But it would have to be gametype enabled rather than an actual control you can use, or else it would ruin certain custom games.

Easy enough. Just follow these steps.1. Lift the toilet lid up while leaving the seat down. The lid is the part that looks like you can sit on it, not the part where the handle is. 2. Take off your pants and underwear. You may leave them down around your ankles if you wish. 3. Sit on the toilet seat. It may be cold, do not be alarmed by this. 4. Urinate or Defecate as needed. 5. Grab some toilet paper, or sanitary wipes, and clean your sphincter and the surrounding area using it. If you are female, don't forget to wipe your ******. Do not use paper towels, as this may clog your toilet. 6. After you are properly clean, stand up, put your clothing back on, and flush the toilet using the handle. Then put the toilet lid back down.

Did you know that in ONI, there is a Section Zero?

With the new update they do. No problem

Your name and your profile picture played a large part xD A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Athiest walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this a joke?"