The Director

Married with Children's Al Bundy! Great... now I feel old. -.-

Ooooooo, lateral thinking! I love these. Going to need a few specifics though. Try to answer correctly without giving the answer away.1. Is the cabin a log cabin? 2. What kind of radio? 3. What are the corpses wearing?

Alright, thanks for the suggestion! I didn't mean to be misunderstood here, I was simply stating the reasons for the forming of HLG. Unfortunately this may have come across as me being "down with MLG", but that's not quite the case. While recently, the ones who are running MLG have angered me (long story), I harbor no ill will towards those who compete in MLG tournaments. Glitches are included within a game. Mods you have to either make or buy. Someone who is on a strict budget cannot afford to mod. There are children who's parents won't let them even take apart their controller, let alone their X-Box. So no, not everyone can do it even if they put their minds to it. That's why modding can not only get you banned, but sued as well. It is a breach of contract with the ones who are in charge of the multiplayer matchmaking servers. The only reason why more people aren't sued is because it's so widespread that it makes it impractical to. You cannot, however, be sued for "glitching", as this is an exploit that is caused due to lack of competence on the part of the game developers, and is even more widespread then actual modding. Also, as I've said, this is not a debate. Fact: If it's difficult to do then it requires skill. Fact: Finding glitches is difficult to do. Sometimes exploiting them is even more so. Fact: Working as a team to exploit a glitch is even more difficult than doing it by yourself. Fact: It is not an unskilled way to play, as it takes precision, timing, and teamwork.

Your Avatar picture is pretty to robots I haven't seen an actual picture of you so it's impossible for me to describe you as pretty. You have a pretty personality though I cannot answer that, unfortunately, as it is personal information, and I don't give other people's personal info out. (That's even in the OP btw lol). Sorry :/ Nope, fat rots. Nothing can stay with you forever, due to the nature of mortality.

This is not a debate. Everything listed in the OP is fact, not opinion. If your opinion is different from the facts then, good sir, you need to change your opinion. Also, if you are actually having trouble playing against HLG players, then might I suggest you do a youtube search for HLG so that you can find their hiding spots. Here you go http://343i.org/bk One last thing, and let me be very clear about this. Modding and glitching are two very separate things. Not everyone can mod, but everyone can use a glitch. Like BXR on Halo 2, for instance. Anyone can camp, anyone can crouch jump, and anyone can get off of a map if they put their minds to it.

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lol it was in the first sentence xD But yes, it stands for Hidden League Gaming. It's a play on Major League Gaming. Lol that's not their original purpose, but it is a beneficial side affect And you are welcome

HLG, An Alternative Way of Winning As many of you know, but most of you don't, HLG is Hidden League Gaming. The goal of HLG is to score above their opponent and then hide for the rest of the game forcing their opponent to either quit or sit through the game clock. Members of HLG are known as "Map Breakers" because the most common way they hide is to use a glitch to get out of the map, or out of the normal line of sight. "We do not hide because we have to, we hide because we can. Welcome to an alternative way of winning." Origins of HLG HLG, similar to MLG (Major League Gaming), was made popular by the game Halo. It has since spread into other online Multiplayer games such as CoD, Battlefield, and even Team Fortress. HLG, while not being an actual organization (it's more similar to Anonymous, where anyone who has skill can be affiliated by simply saying they are) was started because of MLG's rise to fame. HLG was made popular by derankers and boosters (who, in some cases are actually better players than some people in MLG) in Halo 3. HLG vs MLG The reason for HLG's popularity was the same as the reason for MLG's popularity. Players would say something like "I'm MLG pro" and such, and would get stomped in the game. So, HLG PRO was dubbed. HLG PRO is actually an acronym rather than an abbreviation. In the case of MLG pro, pro means professional. In the case of HLG PRO, pro means "******** off Randoms". Unlike MLG, HLG was made as a joke, but turned into a rather large and competitive group. Players in HLG compete against each other on occasion to find the "best" hiding spots in a map. HLG's original purpose was to "troll" those who take gameplay seriously and claim that they are "in" MLG. Considering the majority opinion of those who back MLG on HLG is that they are "camping little girls", it seems to have worked. HLG "Skills" Many are of the opinion that HLG takes no skill. This, however, is not the case. To be effective in HLG, you have to be able to take and maintain the lead in a game while also find and get in a hiding spot. A competitive HLG game has more "moving parts" than a competitive MLG game. In an MLG game, you have to use teamwork to either capture an objective while defending your own, or to kill the enemy team more often then being killed yourself. In an HLG game, you have to be able to gain and maintain a lead score, while simultaneously hiding where the other HLG players will not be able to find you. Both types of gameplay take a coordinated team effort to win, and enough skill in the game to be able to maintain a lead. HLG Evolution Over the years, HLG has evolved from "I heard about this glitch from a friend, we should try it out", to a coordinated effort to reveal glitches in multiplayer maps. These days, HLG players find glitches and make "how to" videos on how to exploit them and post them on youtube. This is thanks mainly in part to ease of access for technology, and the competitive nature of players who have decided to be in HLG. Some of the older HLG players do not like this new trend, as it reveals their secrets for all to see, and either exploit or counter. However, this boosts the "skill" required to play the HLG way, and "separates the men from the boys" as it were. The uploading of HLG videos to youtube not only gives players a chance to counter HLG gameplay, but it also gives the companies running the games the chance to patch the flaws in their maps. This gives HLG a bit more "legitimacy" than it had when it was just rumors. HLG evolved alongside MLG, so it made sense when HLG clans started popping up. For more information on these clans, and how to join, visit http://hlghq.wordpress.com/hlg-clans/ Thanks for reading, hope you learned something. -The Director

Did you know that if shot at in a firefight, Huragok make no attempt to defend themselves, but rather curl up in fright and float to a safe distance.

Neither, I wear shorts. Boxers and briefs don't give me enough room to "breathe". Nope, I've spent a lot of time learning new things. One of the benefits of unemployment is loads of free time to cram new information into your brain. Also, next time you have multiple questions, please edit them into one post rather than double posting. Double posting is frowned upon.

This is a gray area. In some areas of the world, these practices are illegal, while in others they aren't. It all depends on where the person/people running the scam are at. The internet is full of gray legal areas due to international laws and nation specific laws. The reason people are getting away with it is because people aren't doing their best to keep up with Halo 4 news (blatantly not trying to more like, because it is pretty well known that the beta for Halo 4 is going to be in-house rather than private). Basically it falls on individuals warn people that these type of things are scams. And 343i probably does know, but because of legal loopholes aren't allowed to take any action against the perpetrators except to tell people that Halo 4 beta codes will not be released (which they have... multiple times...) The Gigabit port on the router is meant for LAN transfers. What that means is that while it would make a huge difference in a LAN party, over normal matchmaking any difference would be barely noticeable. I also have a wireless router with a Gigabit port. I still lag like none other sometimes though. On a side note Moonbeam, next time you have two questions just edit them into one post rather than double posting. It's easier on myself (only have to quote one post rather than two) and easier on the Mods. The edit button is right next to the blue "MultiQuote" button. No problem.

On average, it loads at least twice as fast if it's stored on your HDD. However, bear in mind the more data is on your HDD the more you X-Box has to sort through to find it to load it.

I hope you learn from your parent's mistake and use a contraceptive if you ever find a female unwitting enough to agree to an act of a sexual nature with one such as yourself. Good luck on that, by the way, considering that the last time I saw something as ugly as you I had to pay an admission. I firmly believe that the only way a woman would lay down with you would be in a mass grave. I'm not even sure if you are old enough to be talking about such things, considering that I've never asked you how old you were because I know you simply cannot count that high. Your asinine simian countenance alludes that your fetid stench has annulled the anthropoid ape species diversity. That being said, I have a few questions for you. How does it feel knowing that you'll never be half the man your mother is? Are you a professional moron or just a gifted amateur? Do you still love nature? Despite what it's done to you? That does it for the Q&A. Thank you for your time Quantum. You are a very modest person, with much to be modest about. Yeah, I think I win.

Yes it can, if it's done correctly. If one of the machines on the subnet has been infected though, then no. A subnet is connecting machines together without actually connecting them to the "outside" internet. The only way they could get a virus is if they already had one, someone deliberately downloaded one onto the machine, or someone broke the subnet and connected to the "outside web" using one of the machines on the subnet.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Go and boil your bottoms, you son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you! Does that work?

No problem

Zombie - The Cranberries

Did you know that by summer of 2552, John Spartan 117 had received every medal awarded by the UNSC except for the Prisoner of War Medallion?

A dual processor (1.8GHz or not) detects incoming data streams and determines whether they may be calculated faster if both cores were working on the data. If the processor thinks that it can be, it will split the data into both of it's "cores" and crunch the numbers at the same time, effectively doubling the processor's speed. Once the data is calculated, the processors mesh the data back into a single stream. Yes I do. Someone who isn't fit has risks to their health which could end up killing them. The farther from being fit they are the more risk there is. What health risks do you have being fit that you wouldn't if you weren't? None that I know of. Whether fitness is important really shouldn't be a matter of opinion. Is wearing body armor in battle important? Is wearing a seatbelt in a vehicle with someone who's never driven before behind the wheel important? Is being fit important? Those are all at the core the same question. Jelly. I cannot jam so I am jelly.

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Water. lolI will turn polar bears white Water frozen onto hair removes pigmentation. and i will make you cry tears = water i make guys have to pee Drinking water and girls comb their hair humidity = evaporated water and causes hair to frizz i make celebraties look stupid Getting rained on could do this, or getting splashed. and normal pople look like celebraties Could be swimming pools, water skis, and a dozen other things. i turn pancakes brown Dip a pancake in water and see what color it turns ;D lmao and make your champane bubble Bubbles are made out of liquid, or "water" in laymans terms. if you squeeze me i will pop if you look at me you'll pop My guess here is water balloons.

Did you know that the word "teabag" was used by Bungie for the first time in Halo Reach? It's a line of dialogue on Legendary with the IWHBYD skull on where after injuring a marine he will turn to you and say "Don't make me teabag you." This is the first time Bungie has ever (as a company) said "teabag" rather than their infamous "celebratory crouching".