As president, I promise to be at least twice as great of a member as I am now. I know it will be difficult, because I am pretty amazing, but I will accomplish this feat. I will lead us into a new era of mutual respect and compromise. I will be nicer to everyone, help everyone who asks for it (and some that don't), and will always strive to be the best member you've ever known. In short, I'll do everything I'm doing now, but with a shiny title.
I will consistently provide aid to those who require it whenever I can.
I will tackle all forum related issues that need tackling, and cuddle the issues that need cuddling.
I will save this forum from boredom and trolls, and will provide hope for a better future.
My supporters know who they are supporting, and are willing to openly support me as I humbly ask you to elect me president.
Some of my supporters may seem intimidating, but they all have a good heart.
My opposition is vast, and they are all great members, but will they be a great President?
So remember, when the time comes this June or July, there is only one candidate that loves Bacon, unity, mutual respect, cupcakes, and Halo so much that he would go out of his way to educate everyone he meets in every aspect of each subject.
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Vote for The Director. He would vote for you.
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