Alright, so in my current quest to help people, I've decided that it would be a lot less strenuous to have the people come to me. And since I do not want my PMs to be flooded (one of the reasons I don't want to be a mod, btw), I've decided to make this thread.
So here we go. You now have a chance to ask The Director (one of the smartest people on the planet, some may say [humble too]) any question that your heart desires. That's right, have trouble with a math problem? Post it. Having relationship issues that you need help with? Post it. Need help with a game? Post it. Want to know more about me for some reason? Post it. If I don't have an answer for you, I will either make one up (just kidding xD) or point you in the right direction to getting it answered.
If the question is too embarrassing to ask in a forum thread, go ahead and PM me. I'm here to help.
Don't be shy, ask away. Don't ask questions about the personal info of others (such as gamertags, emails, sexual preferences, etc.)
I reserve the right to refuse to answer any question.
If I'm not online when you ask your question, check back later! There will probably be an answer by the time you get back!
As an added bonus, here's all of my threads that may answer questions you may have!
For Achievements: http://www.343indust...nt-help-advice/
For Forging Gametypes: http://www.343indust...et-up-tutorial/
For issues with Failure to Load: http://www.343indust...ailure-to-load/
For Questions about the Halo storyline this one may help: http://www.343indust...-did-you-knows/
For Tips to Avoid RRoD and RDoD: http://www.343indust...-rrod-and-rdod/
For fixing RRoD and RDoD (this one's Private Church's): http://www.343indust...-ring-of-death/
For how to Report a player over X-Box Live: http://www.343indust...layer-over-xbl/
Vitamin PWN is now giving the Vitamin P award to anyone who can ask a question that I answer incorrectly.
An example of an impossible to answer question is a question that has no specific answer, or one that no one knows like "What was the name of the first human being?"
Also, if it will take me more than ten minutes to write down the answer to a question, then it will be deemed impossible to answer. If the question is something you seriously need help with, then I will answer it, or do my best to. If you are just going for the reward, I'm going to say, "lolno".