The Director

Die happy, but that is not in the cards for me. WYR Stab someone or shoot them?

For me, I think that sword-block is unfair in Team Slayer, because if you can take someone with a sword down pretty quick with a bit of combined fire. Also, there is no block for the gravhammer, which is the swords cousin. Not to mention that it doesn't really make sense. Granted, this IS a sci-fi game, but the Plasma Sword cuts through almost anything. It's not likely that someone's elbow or weapon can block it. I think it should stay in living dead though, because that is the only playlist where a sword is a primary weapon.

Fall down the stairs. I'll be fine. WYR eat your own feces or someone elses?

I would if I had it

No feet. Wheelchairs are underrated. No teeth, or no tongue?

Tylenol for me WYR eat a sandwich or a cookie when you are hungry?

It had better not pass. I will be fulling willing to revolt against the U.S. Government if it does.

Indeed, it may be the bottom of the ark. o.o

I've just finished updating this. It now includes every achievement Halo has to offer right now http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/3029-official-achievement-help-advice/page__pid__47813__st__20?do=findComment&comment=47813

There have been bugs reported with the Defiant Achievements, so don't let your brain explode if they do not unlock when you complete them. Also, http://www.343industries.org/forum/topic/3029-official-achievement-help-advice/page__pid__47813__st__20?do=findComment&comment=47813 This thread has all of the Halo Reach achievements (except for the anniversary ones, which I am doing a little later). Hope this helps

The forerunners used compartmentalization when making the monitors, so it is possible that 343 Guilty Spark didn't know about the other ark until the humans tried to tap into his memory core. And Primordium confirms that there is a lesser ark, and a greater ark. The greater ark made the first set of Halo Rings. The second one made the ones that are currently in use.

The awkward moment when you throw a sticky at an enemy holding a sniper and your teammate accidentally jumps in the way of the grenade and gets stuck. Then you get sniped.

Welcome. I hope you have fun here. Mind the rules, and you will enjoy your time here immensely.

Yellow - Coldplay

Glad you got MoM Nice interview too

The former, because then I would know everything. Even how to cheat death.WYR fall down a mountain and die a slow and painful death or go to prison for life?

I like Red Vs. Blue, and I am a fan of halo music spoofs like "I wanna get a Killionaire" and "Playin Halo 3"

The latter. WYR watch Rebecca Black's Friday on continuous repeat for 6 hours or the entire Twilight Saga?

Write a 10 page report... I'm used to stuff like that (See achievements help and advice xD) WYR Get shot or get shots?

Johnson. WYR Eat a pie, or BE a pie?

The awkward moment when you get punted by a hunter.

The awkward moment when your girlfriend makes you decide between coitus and Halo...

No, not the planet. I mean the thing at 1:11 in this video It's too small to be a planet (compared to the size of the half of ship that master chief is on).

Lopez. Me gusta Lopez. WYR be an artificial intelligence, a forerunner, or a precurser?

Ok, so I came across this conversation in the Halo book Primordium: ONI COMMANDER: “I have to say, I’m having difficulty with all this information. ‘Arks?’ There’s more than one?” SCIENCE TEAM LEADER: “The Halo as described is also larger than any we’ve encountered. That could imply a larger Ark, right?” ONI COMMANDER: “Hmmh. There’s still a high probability that this machine is a decoy, and all of the information it’s giving us is a ruse. However ancient, the Forerunners might have anticipated an eventual human resurgence, and possible rematch, and prepared for it. To the extent that this testimony could demoralize our troops, we may be playing right into their hands." This leads us to believe a few things. First, there is another ark. Second, this other ark is LARGER than the first one, considerably so. From this, we can hypothesis a bit. From the available data, I believe that the forerunner object/ship in the Halo 4 trailer may actually be this larger arc. Thoughts?