Bob

What a warming story! And oddly makes me want to play Halo, well maybe it's not odd. Congratulations!

I would 4 shot him with my BR of course. What if.... You were given a choice to either lose your sense of smell, OR your sense of taste?

Got it! Binary > Hex > Base64 > Rot13 > Latin > English "Optimum est pati quod emendare non possis." ^Which is Latin for^ "It is best to endure what you can not change."

unless she has gone rampant... This is getting a little freaky.

YOU ARE NO WARRIOR!

You're only fooling yourself...

Twam is the heavyweight champion. Frankie doesn't stand a chance In a fist fight: Twam > Frankie In a 1v1 H2, H3, Reach, H4: Twam > Frankie

What are the steps you used to decode it?

This looks very familiar. 343ibot is an AI so that means she learns, in time, so I doubt you'll be able to decode it in the same way. I'm gonna leave this one up to you guys to figure out what that means. But judging from the last message she gave us it's got to say something. If this is a real conspiracy thread then we need to crack this damn message! Good luck guys! ~Bob

They need to take a hard look at Halo 1, 2 and 3. I'm gonna need some details about what they have changed in the multiplayer since Halo 4 before I make a move.