D-38 Boss

Central Updates: So, Squaddie Patrick is a robot now. Yeah. Don't ask. He's big, and it scares the crap out of me. He also has a kick ass flame thrower. Also, the freshly squeezed clone of Buneuro is ready for duty. Try not to get this one killed too, eh? We've finished construction on the thermal generator, and now all the cats in the base are in there because its nice and warm. Good for S'mores too. Long story short, we're not doing too bad right now. Also, Dr. Vahlen keeps talking about Supermen for some reason. I think her standards are too high. I'm sure we'll figure out what she means in, say.... 10 days or so. Central out. (Some nice toasty missions coming out of the oven soon. Stay tuned.) Operation Brutal Hymn Berlin, Germany Squad: Sq. Patrick (Zaguroth) Sq. Zeewun (BZ1) Sq. Gervasi (Boss) Rk. Buneuro (Bnus) Sq. Xiaolong (Yang Xiao Long) 4:54 A.M. Big Sky arrived at Target sight, a convenience store in Berlin. Strike-1 Deployed. 5:00 A.M. Rk. Buneuro, in a horrific call back to his former self's death, spotted two of the Tentacled monsters. The entire squad tightened their belts, and made sure their backs were covered. 5:02 A.M. Sq. Patrick confirmed a sighting on two floaters. Wait, seriously? We're ACTUALLY calling them floaters? Like, officially? I hate my job. Oh yeah, he shot at them and stuff too. Missed, though. But somehow, Buneuro was able to hit them through two windows, and a mailbox. I guess a blind squirrel.... you know... 5:03 The new guy, Bee Zeewun, totally shotgunned the crap out of one of the floaters. He then proceeded to make the greatest one-liner in history, but unfortunately, I forgot what it was, and so it will be forgotten by history. 5:04 In a sudden reversal of fates, Xiaolong was attacked by one of the tentacle thingies, but Buneuro saved the day! Kinda. He shot it, and it let go, but it didn't die. Leave it to Buneuro to leave a job half done, eh? Then Xaiolong, with the enemy RIGHT NEXT TO HIM, missed completely, totally justifying the fact that Buneuro didn't kill it. At least he can hit things, eh? 5:08 Patrick spotted a secondary group of floaters, Hilariously enough, hanging around a septic truck. Kinda poetic if you think about it. 5:10 Sq. Beewun downright owned one of the flying squid things. How is he hitting things with his shotgun better then the rest of the team with regular guns? Who knows, but he's doin' his job. 5:11 Xiaolong recovered a container of Meld. Radio transmission: X: “I found some orange stuff! Anyone want it?” Bnus: “Can I drink it?” Multiple: “No!” 5:13 Xiaolong blew the crap out of a wall trying to shoot a floater. If he was aiming at the wall, he'd have had a 100% accuracy rating. But he wasn't. So he doesn't. Loser. Also, Gervasi's just kinda been... sitting on top of a truck this whole time. Just... watching the action. Lazy jerk. 5:15 Patrick made one of the floaters into swiss cheese with his minigun. It's about time too. He missed a lot. How much does the ammo for that thing cost, anyway? He's probably wasting a lot of money right now... 5:17 Xiao, there's not gonna be much of that wall left when you're done. Oh crap! Where'd that tentacle thing come from!? It totally snuck up on Gervasi! Well, serves him right for hiding like a little girl. A little halokittygirl... 5:20 Sick of wasting his LMG ammo, Xiao used a rocket to blow the crap out of two Floaters. Heh heh... Crap.... Floaters.... poo joke. 5:21 Oh yeah... that thing is still choking the life out of Gervasi.... Patrick saved him with his minigun, yet somehow didn't hit Gervasi at all. Oh well, I'm sure he'll be dead soon... I MEAN, UH... Great! Nice work Patrick! You saved the day and stuff! Mission complete. Kills: Xaiolong: 2 Patrick: 2 Zeewun: 2

Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated - Rise Against (So much Rise Against... )

Y'all just didn't understand the glory of Jeff Mangum's Lyrics.

I'ma blow your mind with weirdness.

Life Less Frightening - Rise Against

Make It Stop - Rise Against

It seems like you made John a little TOO human in his mannerism. While 4 did show him in a little more vulnerable state, at his base, he's still not overtly emotional. Besides the issues of characterization, this is very well written.

I didn't talk to you much, but it's always sad to see a member leave. I wish you safe roads, and a safe, AND SPEEDY, return. Emphasis on Speedy.

This movie tricked me at first, cause it looked all family friendly, then I saw there was like, A rebellion sub plot, where they were trying to over throw a fascist government, and I was all like: But den I saw dis thing: And I was all like: And then it was like: And then I was all:

I have work, and projects of my own I'm working on. I said I'd read it. Just not right away.

Nah. It's my rock. The platoon can afford WHOLE BOXES of rocks now!

Just the prologue so far. I'd need a decent amount of time to crack into the rest of it. I'll probably start into the other stuff in a few days, when I don't have work.

The Commander, Twam, marched into the Genetic's lab. Central Officer Bradley was waiting for him. “What's so urgent, Bradford?” “It's, Bradley, sir. And we need to discuss the... Buneuro... situation.” “What's with the pauses, Shatner? Spit it out!” The Commander said, his eyes darting back and forth from the tablet in his hand and Bradley. “Well, we figured he'd be one of the First to…. go. So we took the liberty of cloning him.” “What? You know how to clone people?” “Well, not entirely. We can put his mind into a genetic husk. He'll be a different person, but his memories and personality will be unchanged.” Twam sighed. “I'm assuming you went ahead and cloned him already?” “Well, yes, sir. We felt the troops would prefer if we kept him around.” “Why?” “I dunno, something about them liking him or something. I wasn't listening.” “Good work Bradshaw.” “It's, Bradley, sir.” The Commander turned, leaving Bradley alone. “He'll see... once I figure out how to clone myself... he'll pay...”

It's an interesting take on Jurassic Park, kinda far from what the regular movie is, But that's not a bad thing. Most people write FF by inserting their own character into the regular story (Guilty as charged ) But this feels fresh.

Like I said, It didn't matter if it was a typo or not. I like the cut of it's jib, Nublar. It's fun to say.

Hey guys... Smeeze? Yeah.

And I got a rock.

Typo or not... I like the sound of a Nublar incident. XD

I vote Axton. He's my favorite.

Church.

I feel betrayed guys. Welcome Duke. Now turn around. THERE IS NOTHING FOR YOU HERE, SIR. DAVID FOSTER WALLACE IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE.