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Yay a picture!! Because I'm bored. http://imageshack.us...scan0002al.jpg/ Get a free spartan picture today!! go to "Pictures of Spartans" Thread to find out more!!!!

Starting pictures again!!!!! For all you younglings in here, just tell me what your spartan looks like and i will draw and post it, simple.

Be seen naked by a busload of people, no shame baby, no shame. After a zombie apoc. WYR the only girl in the world is fat and ugly, or let the human species go extinct.

Eats my socks

What happens when you expose it to radioactive rays?

Why do we rarely want what we actually get?

holds a plunger

Internet, I can then proceed to recruit an army of hackers!!! WYR: Have a pet panda that goes everywhere with you and is your best friend and kills everyone you hate and does everything you want, or have 1,000,000 dollars?

Has many Awards

leather belt WYR: Eat someone alive, or Have someone eat your legs alive?

@343industries Sshh, dont tell Twam!

@Quantum Matrix, I didnt write this, I just copied it.

This is the compilation of the 5 word halo story. Move this to universe if you want. As the dawn of a new era began, master chief wondered where his pink underwear went. And why was cortana suddenly Out of the kitchen, when she clearly didnt have any grunty thirst or orders from Captain Keyes to initiate a complete overhaul of the kitchen The Arbiter got an idea why the hell am I in a complete overhauled kitchen? Make me a sammich Cortana... or better still what about my good friends the elites Made me a nice sandwich, The problem with that is.... They were out of bread So they went down to earth, to buy some bread but then they found the store was out of bread so the elites asked someone Exactly what is bread? Furthermore they also wanted some cheddar Suddenly out of no ware Pikachu appeared with a wet loaf of bread and made ash's mom make him a toasted cheese sandwich, however master Johnson decided that he would make a fudge sundae pie suddenly out of the blue sky, a funny forerunner appeared wondering where the hell all the other forerunners have stayed during the grand premiere of the 343 industries community forum all that made me for some fresh food nipples hang on a minute, what is actually fresh nipple food? Suddenly Master Chief felt all asleep with the nipple food Suddenly a brute appeared wearing a food nipple on his nubbin, but that didnt rub his rubbin rub, so he tuged his rug, in order of an bright, huge explosion unfortuantely the fuse went so fast he didn't have time to wack his gravity hammer So he decided to shake the brute by the balls after he shaked his balls he went to a party where he dressed up as

A long time ago, the world was inhabited by dinosaurs then i killed them all, from their life sources i created twam who made this website we know today as 343industries.org

And I'm writing in colored text!

I just basically want to see halo reach- CE in one movie, then 2+ODST (some kind of meshk of stories), and 3, in seperate movies.

Cheese grows on trees. What do cows grow on?

Really likes turtles

The akward moment when, master chief took an arrow to the knee.

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I like... A fresh arrow in my knee, and a newly stolen sweet role. And mead, honningbrew.

Boss, I wish I had a birthday... (Wink)