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Machinga

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  1. homework is so fun guys!

  2. Now time for my fan fiction remember i made this a few years back so my writing skills weren't so 1337. HALO: ONI Prologue We rage in a war called the Halo. It was just long enough ago to remember. We still read on our last transmission. It was sent by Spartan 117. “This is Spartan 117. The war is raging. I will still hold off some alien scum long enough for a standing military base to send out more troops. This is Spartan 117 and I resend this message,” He was in the Halo. We don’t know if he is still alive. It was sent in the year of the 5th century of 2000. It would be to cold on the Halo to survive over 4 years. We still keep fragments of the DNA used in the mark VI. Now it is the year 2876, this story takes place in the year 2552, and you can hear the rest of the story now. Teller’s code Ch. 1 "Master Chief! Master Chief! Do you read?" asked the paramedic. "Huh? Huh? Where am I?" wondered Master Chief. "Sergeant he’s ok," said the paramedic. "Good so were alright?" Johnson asked. "Yes we are ok?" answered the paramedic. "K Chief let’s get on up, and move out," said Serge. Then a huge noise erupted "What in the heck, was that?!" "Sarge’ something just hit our ship it seemed big sir," said the head marine. "Quick Marines do DM=30!" "Sarge that is too much you could do 20 or 15, if it’s to keep our society clean, ok, it was you," said the corporate. Elites were entering. Everyone was doing DM=30. So when they had to man there battle stations they were serious. So they sent out Grunts lead by Brutes, more packs of Brutes, and one pair of Hunters. The Corporate had shot down the Hunters with a 50 cal. sniper. The Hunters were a real threat because they shot down almost all the corporate. “Sarge’, before the Brutes take over!” said corporate. Master Chief threw a grenade to shock the troops of the covenant. Then they heard a Brut,e it sounded like Imfirmerous “Block the gate,” He said, “the Prophet must complete his holy work!” Then the scarab got there. It was about time! The UNSC had robbed the covenant of their electronics. “Sergeant head for the Scarab we’ll hold them off,” ordered Master Chief. So Serge headed for the Gate 18 and stopped and thought I could get a mongoose and get a marine. So he did. He got a second class marine and took off. The marine had an assault rifle plus a sniper. They rammed Imfirmerous and then sniped him. Brutes don’t have weak spots like Hunters. “Master Chief I decided to come back out and say that you could use a hand from me,” said the Arbiter. “Arbiter watch out!” yelled Master Chief. The Arbiter dove out of the way then shot Imfermerous. Master Chief threw a plasma grenade at Infermerous then he ran back to where he could shoot a rocket launcher. The plasma hadn’t gone off yet so he shot the plasma. Then he turned to his shotgun. Suicide engineers were entering the building. All of them went up top for an aerial attack. “Everyone hide. Get some shotguns from the armory. Draw the big ones your way!” Master Chief said “Chief, Gunny’ don’t keep shotguns in there.” The marine replied. “You’ll figure it out!” Master Chief said “Chief, Chief! Do you read? Marines, he’s not on the line but he said to use your shotguns and to do the rest on our own.” The marine said. “We don’t have any ammo.” Another marine said. “And he said to use the pockets our mamas gave us.” The first marine said. Elsewhere a Brute came up behind Master Chief. He turned around and he was shooting so he reloaded. The engineers were coming down. Master Chief got out his rocket launcher and shot it. He’d got a smoke grenade and aimed at the armory. He needed a gun that can shoot high rate of fire and not lots firepower. He bolted himself to the armory. Then a bomb went off.
  3. a skirmisher because im beast like that, i can beat up grunts and jackals and i have dual shields, also im half elite half jackal so in your face nerds!!!!!11!!!!1!!11
  4. why didnt my whole thread get put up here, sad face, but cool story
  5. Hey guys post your fan fiction halo stuff up in here, and no i dont expect this thread to be popular because not to many people write them but hey, who cares
  6. i have a whole shirt about what zelda taught me lol
  7. yeah i remember that and, woah, how did i get on here before twam, now thats some crazy shiz
  8. every halo ranking system has cursed me, on halo 3 it would match me up with 40s when i was only 20, and in halo reach my friend lost all his memory at the beggining of summer, he's the same rank as me now.
  9. Hey guys i just wanted to know if there were any other elders such as myself out there, signed up before july, and have been active, vitamin, jester, trey, dont hide i have ways *does jedi wave* to find you... mwahahahhahahahahhahahahahahh!!!!!
  10. i have made several but they werent very good, just cardboard, i have made some poppin helmets though
  11. step one: find a woman step two: go to an island
  12. You lose weight and live and have a happy life. I wish my cat didnt sit in the box next to my computer
  13. I think they are searching for the chief because they could be searching for him and found his star and they are going to find him
  14. wow ironic that i posted the official machinga thread a couple days before this, but why do you get pinned?
  15. you dont die but then you fall down a dried up well and no one ever finds you but you live forever, alone. I wish i liked chinese food (and dont end in me getting fat)
  16. So you have entered the real of Machinga, as you may know i am known for my general randomness, post your favorite machinga quotes here, and any other thing about Machinga, also here is a little bio: I play minecraft. I go to school. I am short. I have been called a good artist. I have the juking sklls of Devin Hester. I am epic. John 117, Vitamin PWN, Spectral Jester, Absolute Dog, and El Silverado are awesome people Also post things about why this thread shouldnt be removed because of general randomness. May the seacows be with you. Peace off.
  17. My CAPCHA system plea has been answered, thank you Twam, thank you.
  18. trying to build a nether portal right now , it's so hard
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