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Machinga

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  1. Me and the family went bowling, my sister kept yelling "China!", so i mixed my name in with it so it became Machinga, the rest is history
  2. um... you do know the only pickups in halo ce were overshield and camo right?
  3. Message from the midwest, oh wait we dont have hurricanes
  4. i would find a girl and go out to sea to live on an island that had all the essential stuff such as food, water, ect. ect.
  5. super mario bros or super smash bros melee both when i was prolly 4
  6. i plkayed age of mythology it was so beast
  7. a gun that shoots guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns, ect ect.
  8. A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
  9. a blonde is watching a football game, everyone yells GET THE QUARTER BACK GET THE QUARTER BACK, she says what? its just a stupid quarter.
  10. black bananas (not racist) were ravaging gotham
  11. either GON or cole protocol, i cant decide, i voted for cole protocol though so...
  12. that would be a rocket hog
  13. i dont think it will if they changed the ranking everything would be different
  14. No there wont, no ADS, no attachments, no paint, no more reposting of these kinds of things, not trying to be a troll or anything
  15. i agree bungie did nothing wrong
  16. trolls think their better than everybody else, if someone trolls me im like, hey id like to see you do a better job at this.
  17. im rating it a one star because humans could easily kill all of the apes off so the plot made no sense, and the storyline had nothing to do with the other movies and its really predictable, i havent seen the movie but i already know this, i was forced to see The Help last night
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