I am staying single thank you.
True story:
My best friend met a girl online (prob. #1) and she loved her greatly. Well his "girlfriend wanted to cheat on him with me and I declined so she got mad and told my friend its either me or her. She didn't tell him she wanted to "have it" with me ,of course, and so we never talked again. And guess what? several months later I found out she dumped him and he killed himself. So if I see her again, there will be hell on earth...