ahhhhh the bolt shot. Boom!(btw I just killed somebody with it) Hello there my name is Turner Trolly! I am your neighborhood Troll. My favorite secondary weapon is my good friend, Sally Boltshot! She gots such a nasty bite that you just fall over if she hits you. But you know you love her. I love her. Sally and I actually got married. Thats right, 2nd Amendment all over my butt! I am married to a gun. Imagine that! A troller married to Sally Boltshot, every trollers Fantasy am I right?
P.S. hey guys this Pbrabbit, I totally just made this story up, but if you liked it, just in the slightest bit, let me know, K?
THANKS- PB