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  1. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but everyone hates you for ruling the world. I wish I knew a good thing to wish for and got it.
  2. Axilus Prime

    Crap, the internet where I use the Xbox is down...so now I can't earn credits much. And I was so close to Captain!

  3. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but the Arbiter kills you and teabags your corpse. I wish I always had enough food.
  4. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but because I have no idea what that is, you die when you get it. I wish I would stop forgetting to do things, such as making wishes.
  5. Axilus Prime
    Banned for hoping for my extinction.
  6. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but it's dysfunctional, you don't know how to use it, it's pink, and it's rigged with a nuclear bomb that will detonate the second you touch it.
  7. Axilus Prime
    Banned because you are extinct.
  8. Axilus Prime
    Banned for being a Drone without telling us if you are a Drone Minor or Drone Major.
  9. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but it only lasts for a second. During that second you receive the first half of a serum to give you superpowers. The problem is, the serum is lethal without the other half. As you are about to receive the second half, your good luck runs out and the guy giving it to you is hit by a bus. You end up dying. I wish I could reach Captain faster.
  10. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but you're in an alternate timeline where you lose the fight with Tartarus, and the ring is fired. I wish to be able to play Starcraft 2 on best graphics.
  11. Axilus Prime

    I just laughed more than I've laughed in a year. My little sister got assassinated by an Elite Ultra in Campaign! No one in my family even knew that was possible!

    1. Frankenzer

      Frankenzer

      I didn't know that was possible :o

    2. TheMightyLlama1

      TheMightyLlama1

      Hahah they can do that ?! Haha that's awesome!!

  12. Axilus Prime

    Dang. My left ear has been unable to hear properly since yesterday. On top of that, now it gives me a slight electric shock feeling when I burp or yawn.

    1. Frankenzer

      Frankenzer

      I think you need a checkup

    2. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Probably. But we're low on cash and time.

       

      So far it hasn't been ruining anything.

  13. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but you die before you can receive the title. I wish I had a good laptop for games.
  14. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but you get stuck there and die. I wish I could fix all my problems and not have new ones.
  15. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but they must all be wishes for some form of suffering brought upon yourself. I wish I could think of less vicious and more humorous corruptions.
  16. Axilus Prime
    You didn't make a wish, therefore you were shot, stabbed, clubbed, poisoned, castrated, and finally drowned. Then resurrected. And then the process was repeated on you. I wish to end world hunger, because I get pissed after a few hours without food, and I can barely imagine how bad it is for people who go weeks without it.
  17. Axilus Prime
    Jetpack.
  18. Axilus Prime

    My little brother saw the Arbiter get up in Halo 3 without a weapon. Ironically, the first thing he said was "I am ready to fight."

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    2. Frankenzer

      Frankenzer

      The only thing funnier than that is the arbiter fighting a invisible chieftain with a sword

    3. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      LOL. That's hilarious. Just seeing him chase some invisible guy around looking like he's schizophrenic.

    4. TheMightyLlama1

      TheMightyLlama1

      Hahah Arbiter so cool, he don't need no wepon!!

  19. Axilus Prime

    While riding a Ghost, I said "Your soul is stained with the blood of the innocent" right before splattering my little brother. Anyone get this?

    1. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      If only Eternal was on. If it was I commend thee Spirit of Vengeance!!!

  20. Axilus Prime
    It wouldn't work very well on Xbox, judging by what I've seen. Though the whole Windows 8 thing is ridiculous. Windows 8 sucks.
  21. Axilus Prime
    Granted, but you get hit by a bus full of flaming ninjas. I wish I was the best person ever at any activity I like doing.
  22. Axilus Prime
    Sentinel Enforcer?
  23. Axilus Prime

    My older brother finally got his account connected to Xbox Live, but he got ranked down to Sergeant Grade 1 from Warrant Officer Grade 1 (Almost 2) and got none of his previous medals or games counted. He was, understandably, irritated.

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    2. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Holy slag! That makes what happened to him look like mercy!

       

    3. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      I've seen people go from Inheritor to Recruit. Funny times.

    4. Axilus Prime

      Axilus Prime

      Wow. My brother is one of the lucky ones then.

  24. Axilus Prime

    Elites are saying "Peeweezle" and "Wort Wort Wort" way more frequently...

  25. Axilus Prime
    Banned for having a Runescape sig.
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