Maestro

Hm... all of this evidence seems solid... except for one thing. If we zoom in on this screenshot here, as shown below... ...you see that your nose, if that truly is your face, forms a triangular shadow, which I have outlined in blue. And your glasses help you see... through your eyes... By God, it all makes sense now. The triangle, the eyes which are all-seeing due to your glasses...! ILLUMINATI!!!

Nah. UNSC Spartan-II

Onward to the Sacred Icon!

Since the Top 15 list for January was announced yesterday, a new round of Top 15 awards needs to be distributed.

I'm surprised I made it on here for the second month in a row... but... but... I am truly honoured. I'd like to thank the academy, my parents, and grandma... who couldn't be here today... *sniff* Thank you, esteemed judges, for bestowing not just one of these coveted awards, but two. I shall continue making the forum proud of everything I do, and strive to be the best I can possibly be. *cue victory theme*

Nyet. Ranger #447

You need to post some random thoughts first!

Oh stop, you're making me blush. All similarities between religious figures and I are purely coincidental.

In regards to the content you post, try to limit yourself so that only the best of the best of your posts are posted. Say you find something in the forge section of the forum, and you think it's cool. Instead of typing just "cool", say "That's awesome!" and then write a couple of things you like about the map. Simply put, avoid one-word posts like the plague. This applies to everywhere in the forum, even Offbeats. Consider condensing a bunch of your offbeat threads into one thread and call it "The HKG Thread" or "HKG's Random Thoughts", although your "How Many Spartans" thread seems to be doing well. The reason why the Offbeat and Greeting sections do not count towards your post count is to prevent people from grinding easily to the ranks of Trusted and Dedicated members. The staff is encouraging members to write posts with more thought put into them than typing "Hi *member* welcome to the forum" 500 times, or that people don't play a lot of forum games and become dedicated. This makes it so that real dedication is displayed from each dedicated member, or even trusted members. If the last post was from over two months ago in a thread, in any section of the forum, don't post there. Even posting a month after the last post is a bit risky. Basically, you don't need a staff position to keep you out of trouble, as Yoshi stated. Don't ever think that no one wants you here, we welcome all members except trolls and spambots trying to sell prescription medicine. You just need to exercise some self-control.

I hate to say it, but this is not the site you are looking for. This is just a popular community site. The official website for 343 Industries can be found by clicking here. Before you go there, have you done anything (such as quitting early or trolled other players) to get banned? If that is the case, then there is nothing that you can do. If it persists, restart your router and clear your Xbox's cache, and try playing matchmaking again. If none of that is the case, try getting a hold of BS Angel and posting a topic about your problem.

The absence of Zesty Cheese is most unpleasant! So I choose Nacho Cheese.

More specifically, Chocolate Glazed I guess Long John!

sqrt(-1) How many Spartans does it take to teach the rest how to swim?

He'd take it all back.

One that isn't from Noble Team. How many Spartans does one need to recreate the ancient city state of Sparta?

300 of Sparta's finest soldiers! How many Spartans does it take to fix an Apple product?

I'm going to wait until the Xbox One drops in price, then pick one up and play Halo 5 and whatever other games tickle my fancy.

Like everyone else in this thread, the Ark and the Covenant. But unlike everyone else, I'm also going to add Tsavo Highway. On higher difficulties, when there are quite a few enemies with Fuel Rod Guns, keep handing them to your Marines. Then, when you have to hold out in the bunker at the top of the hill, each and every Marine with a Fuel Rod Gun will kill everything in sight. They'll even take out the Phantoms, and cause the Brutes that are dropped off to not move since there's debris in the way.

The one vehicle I'd like to see make a comeback is the forklift, and actually have some use instead of just being there for the lulz. If it were able to pick up crates and pallets and move them elsewhere, like directly in the path of oncoming enemies, then it slows them down and actually has some limited use.