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Maestro

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  1. I have to go with Halo 3. It was the first one I finished all the way through, had a nice number of fun yet challenging vehicular segments, competent allies, and had a lack of invincible hostile Elites from Reach.
  2. Happy birthday to the game that started rendering Marines useless! All in all, I liked Halo Reach, but it took itself way too seriously, nerfed Marines (they were far better in Halo 3, and even then they got murdered easily), and made Elites invincible in a fistfight.
  3. I am proud to announce that Chapter 2 of Tangents is complete! Wooooooooooooo!

  4. If spiders could talk, maybe people would get along with them better.

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    2. Ryu♥Hayabusa

      Ryu♥Hayabusa

      How abouts we just treat them as we would a friend?

    3. Is not JL

      Is not JL

      If spiders could talk they'd almost certainly be pricks.

    4. Composite Armour

      Composite Armour

      They'd only die screaming.

  5. Testing in Tangents has been going swimmingly. The toughest plot-related battle in Chapter 2 has had all possible outcomes tested, from the player losing to letting an important NPC die to victory. :D

  6. And I have no problem with that. If your current phone is broken or your contract is done, then upgrade. But if you're upgrading just because your iPhone 5 is no longer the newest piece of tech but still functions just fine, then I frown and shake my head in disappointment.
  7. And yet, despite the minor differences (presumably a fraction of a millimetre thinner in each dimension which cannot be seen to the naked eye and a fraction of a second faster when loading social media apps (there's an app for that)), Apple fanboys will still fork over hundreds of dollars for these things even though their previous phone still works perfectly fine.
  8. HAPPY BIRTHDAY NO[R]WAY!!!!!!!!!1111

    1. AIGamerGirl
    2. Maestro

      Maestro

      Come up here to Alberta, you can drink. :P

  9. Aside from remembering what happened 12 years ago, today was a pretty good day. Bacon for breakfast and my cat made it through her surgery! :D

    1. AIGamerGirl

      AIGamerGirl

      My cat had surgery today too! :o

    2. Maestro

      Maestro

      I wasn't certain whether she'd make it through, since she's 19 years old.

  10. What if no one that used the shoutbox was real?

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    2. Cooliest

      Cooliest

      I was just thinking that the other day. lol. I was like what if they are all just robots... Built to reply to my every comment. And the one bot that got out of control Azaxx. It just couldn't stop posting. lol

    3. EliteSniper

      EliteSniper

      We're all minions controlled by Twam! D:

    4. Maestro

      Maestro

      We are all lines of code in a complex program conceived by Twam.

  11. Helicopter pilot? I'm sure thinking of becoming one.

  12. That's the joke... >_>
  13. It should cause that ringing noise if you are within range of its blast radius and be able to flip tanks if the Cowbell skull is activated. Imagine the shenanigans that would ensue. XD
  14. I was 5000% done with my work shift three hours before I started. >:C

    1. Composite Armour

      Composite Armour

      You've got 4900% overtime pay coming your way then.

       

      After tax, that's about enough for some bread.

    2. Maestro

      Maestro

      If it were Vancouver, I'd be able to afford 25% of the average cost of rent.

  15. I'd prefer ODST's SMG, regardless of whether or not dual-wielding is a possibility. It was a more useful weapon, and my favourite automatic weapon second to the Plasma Rifle, as every other automatic weapon in the entire series lacks a scope.
  16. Maestro

    IMPS

    From the album: Maestro's Miscellaneous Mayhem

    THEY KILL ME EVERY TIME IN KAIZO FANTASY. AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
  17. So thus far with Kaizo Fantasy, I have made Imps that are practically invincible. D:

  18. Kaizo Fantasy... has a nice ring to it, does it not?

  19. The one thing I like most about Halo is the amount of creativity and imagination put into it. People have come up with some crazy creatures in fiction, but I never would have come up with a four-jawed samurai humanoid alien species, little methane-breathing coneheads, or massive metallic hunchbacks that are really ancient humans who were assimilated back when humanity was in its prehistoric technologically advanced state.
  20. The most important part about pitching a tent is that you do not pitch your tent on a hill. It won't end well, especially if you sleep perpendicular to the direction of the hill's downward slope. Another important tidbit about pitching a tent is that you waterproof it. The worst thing you can wake up to while camping, aside from wildlife raiding your food, is that aggravating drip on your head. Also, take some sort of bug repellent with you. Bugs bugging you in the night is no fun at all. As for the achievement, it's one of those funny achievements that shouldn't be worth a lot of gamerscore, like the achievement for watching the credits in Duke Nukem Forever. They purposely dragged the credits out so people would watch them to get a paltry 5G.
  21. Both simultaneously. o.O I've ever only played as Mr. Noble 6, actually, so I can't judge what Ms. Noble 6 would be like to play as... someday I'll pick up Reach again.
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