Bit of background first. Just under 8 months ago I had to undergo some spinal surgey for an infected disc and due to complications thanks to the disc being infected and messing with my sciatic nerve I now walk with a slight limp. Nothing too over the top, I don't need a walking stick or anything, but enough that it's noticable.
So after discussions with a mate we thought it might be cool to come up with some sort of herioc story to why I now have a limp and had basically disappeared for 5 months to recover.
The best one so far was saving African kids by wrestiling with a crocodile but there aren't many crocodiles in the River Clyde here in Glasgow
So I would like to hear some sorta heroic/imaginitive stories you think I could get away with using when someone asks why the limp