The Forum Master

Grunts aren't just Grunts. They are superunatural organic unrealistic 3-D animated fake and idealistic beings too! *gasp for air* I mean, come on! Grunts can do a lot more than those 1 mile an hour Hunters, Acrobatic kicking Elites, or those old fat hairy Brutes, right? Grunts are famous for: -Blowing the hell out of you with a Fuel Rod gun. -Running at you wielding 2 sticky grenades, prepared to kill even 10 of their own teammates. -Being in the way and accidently getting ran over by a friendly ghost. -Being hit in the head just because players love seeing confetti fly out. (What a terrible birthday present for the poor ole' Grunt) -Not being able to jump except when a grenade lands near you. -Being so easily killed, they are killed mostly because they're in the way. -Being target practice. -Top notch grenade spammers. Over all these amazing (and rather annoying) Achievements... Grunts deserve the rights a Spartan does! (Comment yes if you would like to see more things like this.)

Johnson: Do you have Cortana? Arbiter:Do you have- Johnson: Shut up, Arby. Masterchief: I have her. *Drops cortana on floor and shatters* Masterchief: Damn..