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	Why do people who tailgate and then go way over the speed limit to cut you off and then beep you when you flash them the brights? 
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	You relize how much you rely on electricity when its gone... I have had no electricity now for the past three and a half hours.... yet my brain keeps acting like everything still works... I'm way to conditioned to electricity than I'd like to be. In fact I just put some bread in the toaster, and s pent the past 15 minutes reading the manual to see why it won't work.... then I remembered there is no power.... 
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	Told my aunt she was beating a dead horse... She replied "Well, maybe if I beat this dead horse long enough, it will revive the horse".... I think I just got owned by my aunt.... 
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	What does something that is inside-out, going backwards, while upside down in a reflection of a lake inside a mirror look like? 
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	Ben Affleck as "Batman", Miley Cyrus as "Catwoman", Justin Timberlake as the "Riddler"? Well who is gonna play the "joker"? - Show previous comments 4 more
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		  Vim Diesel. 
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		  Justin Bieber. Durrrrrr 
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		  Yeah Vin Diesel would make a good Bane, but not Joker. 
 

 
         
                 
	
 
	 
					
						