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The Stig

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  1. Special Skulls: Keep Your Enemy's Closer...: This skull Makes all allies turn into your enemy's, and makes all enemy's turn into allies. No there is a reason to not trust your friend when he says "I've got your back!" Reverse Psychology: Every insult is a compliment, and every compliment is an insult! Watch what you say to your marines sidekick buddy's now!... Needle in a Haystack: Rare weapons become very common, uncommon weapons become common, common weapons become uncommon, and very common weapons become rare. One mans trash is another mans treasure! The Winner is You!: Every time a friendly is killed by an enemy a shower of black and red confetti comes out and a bunch of demonic zombie school children cheer! "YaYYYYY!" Stop.Drop.And Roll: Every bullet turns into fire after contact, With anyone or anything. Didn't your mother teach you not to play with matches? To be continued....
  2. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

    1. Azaxx

      Azaxx

      Good practice.

  3. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

    1. I_Make_Big_Boom

      I_Make_Big_Boom

      Well maybe the passenger has super powers like DareDevil, and you know how Blind people jump around like Ninjas and crap... Self explanatory really.

  4. That's what makes the action movies cool though. They sound better and look better when fired, and never need to be reloaded (and on the rare occasion they do, the hero reloads it with style...). Real life action sucks compared to big budget Hollywood action. And I did some research a while back and found these interesting articles... http://www.cracked.com/article_18576_5-ridiculous-gun-myths-everyone-believes-thanks-to-movies.html http://www.dedoimedo.com/life/movies-action-mistakes.html http://www.allowe.com/laughs/book/Things%20I%20Learned%20At%20The%20Movies.htm
  5. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

    1. Spartan-104

      Spartan-104

      No clue. But that's really quite contradictory. And funny.

  6. Ladies and Gentleman he is asking if Halo 3: ODST is better or if Halo 4 is better. He is not asking if Halo 3 is better than Halo 4.
  7. Rampage (N64), Bio Freaks (N64), Killer Instinct (N64), Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 1/2/3 (PS2), Dragonball Z Burst Limit and Ultimate Tenkaichi (Xbox 360), Supersmash bros melee (Gamecube), Mortal Combat (N64), and Strip Fighter II (Arcade Machine).
  8. Agreed. Any upgrade is a good upgrade. As long as it is even a little more powerful than it was before, I will be pleased. I'm grateful to Microsoft for making so many changes to THEIR vision of a next-gen console Just for the consumers... Now that's what I call loyalty to their fan base... Now back to the hardware, the framerates will be maybe 15 to 35 frames faster per second, and framrates should not drop as often or as serve as before, and as for load times we should see 45% faster load times... Not much, but still an improvement non the less, and better than nothing.
  9. Eliminate Geico? But Geico is so easy a caveman could do it... And Chances are there not made of money, so let those poor neanderthals purchase insurance from the talking gecko... But NationWide said that they are on my side! LIES! My friend Jeff told me that Nationwide also told him that they were on his side as well! They can't be on two sides at once! What do they think I am stupid!? NationWide is on your side my @ss...
  10. Not a good job... A GREAT job! Congratulations and enjoy your title my friend!
  11. A old research study I did a long time ago proves that a Forge World/Island 2.0 map would be most popular... Just look at the votes for the top result... http://halo.bungie.net/forums/posts.aspx?postID=56017103
  12. Whats the first thing your going to do as MoM? Are you going to Disneyworld? ^Relevant
  13. @CabooseAce You are banned because I say so. Right Walter?...
  14. Remember that one area in Halo Combat Evolved at the end of the mission "343 Guilty Spark" where you wait at that little structure in the swamp waiting for Foehammer to pick you up for evac, but Master Chief gets intercepted by Guilty Spark and gets telelported to The Library... that one section of land was so popular that Bungie made it into its own unique dedicated space... A map called "Backwash" in Halo 2. The problem was that it was to hard to see due to the green flood fog, and it was also dark and everything looked the same on every part of the map so it was easy to get lost. On top of that the graphics on the map weren't as good as the rest of the maps due to console limitation on the Original Xbox. So the map sucked and mostly everyone hated it and it failed as a Multiplayer map... But it doesn't fail as a survival mode map! I think 343i should resurrect said map and give it a much needed graphical overhaul and make it work with Halo 5's new and improved physics and audio engine on a two generation newer console (Xbox One), and make it a Floodfight (Flood version of Firefight) map. #BringbackBackwash
  15. I will be getting the updated and improved Xbox One in late 2015... I'll be getting the Xbox One Slim Halo 6 Limited Edition Console.
  16. If you're reading this... Congratulations, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is.

    1. ♠ Spades N AZ ♠

      ♠ Spades N AZ ♠

      Alive and enjoying life. FTW!

  17. No one realizes the beauty of love... until you're caught in it.

  18. Play Halo 3 ODST firefight, solo on Legendary difficulty. Keep playing until you can last for at least twice as long as you could on heroic... Now you will be a beast in Matchmaking... (Source? I have done it myself. I played a lot of ODST!)
  19. https://forums.halowaypoint.com/yaf_postst206021_Halo-4-Ban-FAQ.aspx Try posting there as well... I'm not saying you did something wrong and I'm not trying to call you out on anything, but If you were banned, you must of done something to deserve it... But innocent until proven guilty, so present your case to the court (BS angel) and hope she is in a good mood. Good luck.
  20. Impossible is nothing. Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given, than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It’s an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It’s a dare.

  21. The more things change, the more they stay the same... Anyways, on a side note I think that for the female character design in Destiny, Bungie could have made the design less like cortana... Maybe if she had diffrent hair?... Hmmm....
  22. I love how the fish swim away in Mario 64!
  23. If I surround myself with hilarious people everyday, I will always want to go to work.

    1. Is not JL

      Is not JL

      If work was surrounded with hilarious people everybody would go to work.

  24. The only main issue I want addressed at the moment is, in Legendary Slayer. They still need to make Flinch modified to make it much more competitive and as similar to descope as possible, Health and shield recharge rate/speed as fast as Halo 3, and Sprint Disabled.
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