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Mr Kittens and Gibberish

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  1. Classification Avatar -Format Jpeg - Image 1 http://s1165.photobucket.com/user/XFREAK68/media/Kitten.png.html -Image 2 http://i1165.photobucket.com/albums/q588/XFREAK68/tophat.gif -Background Solid Black -Text = Mr.Kittens and Gibberish -Text Font = Times New Roman -Additional Effects Kind of have a light gray glow around image 2 so it stands out, the same with the cane... -Positions Image 1 is going to be in the middle, image 2 I want on top of the head of image 1, and can you add a Gold Monocle on image 1's left eye? And also add a black cane, and make it look like image 1 is holding the cane in between the right front arm. And the text to be underneath the main image.
  2. Edward, you must now post tha picture! Its against the rules if you don't!
  3. Scene 5, Part 1... Tonight is the night I hunt for my prey...who should it be? The Mafian thought to himself as he was walking down the dark streets of Banterville, wearing his invisibility bra on, which was a little bit too loose. "Damn, if only they came in a size XXXLLLLLLLMMGGGGGVVVBBCCCCS670548265L! But they don't..." The Mafian whispered to himself. Damn it! I shall have revenge, and pudding! Lots and lots of Pudding! And Revenge... Ah ha! Theres my target. Caboose was walking back from the pet store, where he usually ate peanut butter and cheese with a spoon infront of the little caged dogeies and neon kittens. He had dropped his spoon on the ground by accident, and started crying with tears of apple sauce. He started off to go to the bathroom when he noticed a little wave of movement. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Caboose Screamed, who started sprinting away, knowing that he was being hunted by a Mafian. Caboose ran for about 0.000094697 Miles before he tripped on an object that weighed about 44444444444447.0000375648365587563673871 attograms. He fell on his stomach, shook his head, and got up, and stared running again. "Oh no you don't!" The Mafian shouted, throwing a fluffy feather. The fluffy feather struck Caboose in the back of the head, killing him instantly. "Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!" The Mafian laughed as he walked away. Caboose the Ace - Police, death by a fluffy feather. ------------------------------------------------------------- Suspect List self destruct Edward Kenway TheSilverCenturion Seigrain You have 48 hours to decide...
  4. I love my new username!

    1. Melody

      Melody

      Your username loves you back.

    2. E-Runner

      E-Runner

      I love cookies.

  5. Its been hundreds of cycles, And the ancient tongue still spoken, A secret, Till the fall of it all, Many shall come home, But many shall stay.
  6. Lol I don't think thats what he means, but then I think you already know that. Have Fun and lots of Fun, till you can't have Fun anymore and even thats Fun! Have a Fun time! Fun is Fun!
  7. Scene 4, part 2... Its sunny in Banter Ville, the birds are chirping, the pigeons are screaming bloody murder, and Caboose has eat'n a ladybug. The Doughnut House is crowded with people waiting for the Lynching of Dexter Griff, and everybody is ordering doughnuts! A shocker I know, I know. There is a giant tub in front of the Doughnut House, where the lynching shall take place. The tub is painted pink, and pictures of sun flowers are all over it. "Welcome to the Lynching of Dexter Griff, sponsored by Banter Doughnuts, the Doughnuts that make you want to kill that person you hate, now in Pistachio flavor!" Shouts of approval and anger, and a little applesauce roared from the angry mob. "Dexter Griff, you have been charged for the Murder of Bnus, Illegal Propane Dealing, and Illegal Gingerbread Baking! You are sentenced to death, by all power invested in me, bcuz I am the best, and Mayor. Have you any last words?" The Mayor exclaimed loudly. "OSTRICH TORTILLA COOKIE FACE!" Shouted Griff with anger and sobs. "Alright then, throw him in the tub!" The Mayor shouted as the Executioner threw him in. "What are you going to do to me!" Griff shouted in panic. Then there was silence...and all of a sudden out of no where, hundreds of kittens suddenly appeared in the tub, smothering him and rubbing against him with hundreds of meows and purrs! "Oh god! Noooooooooooooo!" Dexter Griff screamed, then died of all the cuteness that was being thrusted upon him. Dexter Griff - Mafia, death by Kittens.
  8. Nope, you have to suffer! LOLLOLLOLLOL
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