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Correct, your turn.

Okay then. I know it's right any ways so here my quote. "I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

dirty little grunts in the...

Thanks for the update and hard work Twam.

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I guess I'm the only one that seen the humor in that. Wish granted, but instead of a flood containment facility it's a nyan cat containment facility and they escape and take over the galaxy. NYAN CATS EVERYWHERE!!! I wish I had been the one to invent toilet paper.

@Twam Yea... that's what I figured. lolz

baking cookies in the underground...

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The wishmaster misunderstands you and gives you an MOA. I wish my grass would stay the same so I'd never have to mow again.

bounced a nade off of...

This same exact thing happened to me when I modded an offline account but I doubt that's your problem.

Ok, I knew this one and was going to give someone else a chance since I got the last one but nobody has got it yet so I will answer it. It's the kid (can't remember his name) that "kicks the wolf man in the nards" on The Monster Sqaud. This one made me laugh when I saw it.

Wish granted, but the bananas have nowhere to grow so all the bananas in world start growing in your house and suffocate you to death. I wish I could have another swimming pool at my house.

was driving to wal-mart to

Well done. You are next.

Wish granted, but everyone sees this post and likes it better than yours so you drop into a deep depression feeling shunned and abandoned and therefore deciding that the best option would be to have your eyes surgically removed so that you never have to lay eyes upon this post again. I wish someone would post beside me.

This one shouldn't be to hard. "Because that suitcase perfectly holds my Blaser Sniper Rifle, two .45s and a gag for irritating, talkative little girls like yourself."

*all nervous and jittery while holding out his copy of Halo 3 he asks* "Do you think you could sign this for me?"

My very own pet Grunt.

Blarg Vitamin! No wonder you know so many dang movie quotes. Got you thinking about Mortal Kombat didn't I lol. OT: I've seen Captain America, Limitless, and Analiese: The Exorcist Tapes (lame).

I would really love to go back to school and become an electro-mechanical engineer.

I'm with him. Those guys can pull some cool music out of thin air.

I remember going over one of my school buddies houses the day after he got it and it was all over that very moment I played my first MP match with him. Darn... I sure do miss those epic LAN parties.