Father B

Ahem! *regains his composure* I understand, my son. It can be humorous indeed to feign homicidal rage toward friends. But we have to remember where to draw the line and say, "Enough is enough." "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away," and "Payback's a b<expleted>". Remember to apologize after wiping the tears of joy from your eyes, so that any incoming retribution need not occur during a critical time during a match. Your penance is five Hail Mary's and say something nice to one troll in-game before or after you PWN their behind. Go with Twam's blessing, my child. Have fun.

Betrayed a teammate? Your trash-talk get out of hand? Made a little kid cry by pwning him too hard? Tend to steal kills from your own team even when it's uncalled for? As the resident chaplain, I thought it might be a nice (and perhaps hysterical) thing to have a place to come and confess your multiplayer sins. Your confessions need not be solely about Halo's MP. It could be about CoD, BF, GoW, or what-have-you. Multiplayer in general is what I'm talking about. And don't feel obligated. I'm not here to make you feel bad. Quite the opposite. I'm here to make you feel good (about being bad).

1. You throw-up a little in your mouth and swallow it again each time you wake up in your cryo tube. 2. Your bed is a cryo tube.

ANTC? Is that with the computerized voice that goes "my roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisois"? Only ever seriously watched RvB. Caught it during season 3 or 4… Anyway, I had to backtrack and watch right from S1 because of the hilarity. I was over-tired and had so much soda one night at about 4AM. Nearly wet myself.

Truffle Pigs — Matthew Good Band Edit: Holy smokes. I guess I should brush up on my ABC's.

Then be neither. Be melancholy. Like me.

Subway.

Bluesky had listened to what Red had said about the Commander and was now even more confused. "Huh…?" was all he could muster just before being informed of their drop.. Within seconds, Cloud had reloaded his pistol, checked the safety and holstered it. He grabbed his assault rifle with one hand and grabbed one of the Pelican's Holy s**t handles with the other. He was ready to move as soon as the doors opened. "On you, Corporal." OOC: Not sure where Trevelyan sits in rank, being under, equal to, or over Balder on the ladder. Being a Marine, though, I'd assume Bluesky to automatically defer to the Corporal. I wish Twin would join us here. Maybe he's not aware that this is the LFF?

The poster above me sure knows how to die with style. The poster below me, however, bawls like a little girlyman and sucks his thumb when a grunt shoots him a glare.

*flipping through pages of "Forerunner Computer Programming For Dummies"* Gawd. This thing reads like… well, like what it is, except in something like ancient Egyptian Heiroglyphs. *slams book shut* *stares at 819 as if trying to fix and unlock the Monitor's archives with the power of his mind… or just because he's frustrated*

Any more fragmented audio records for us, Oracle?

Knowing that someone besides me would do this of their own volition.

A pet rhino sounds awesome! Could make some kind of a saddle for her and ride her around in the summer. I'd name her Lacey. …hug the remains of one of your great-great-grandparents, or a cactus?

Oh? Oh I see now.

OOC: IC: Bluesky abruptly pauses his polishing to glance up at the Corporal. Then at Trevelyan. Then back at the Corporal… And then he goes back to polishing his Magnum and contemplating the Commander's briefing. Forerunner structure with its door wide open? thinks Cloud. And we're just gonna walk right in, uninvited and unannounced? Polishing around his pistol's trigger, he clears his throat. "Anybody know how big this thing is that we're supposed to check out?" he asks without taking his eyes off his work.

Collections, guys. Not Gamestop/EB Games/Cheapskates-by-any-other-name-would-suck-just-as-hard. But you're right. Now… Who else wants to divulge the titles in their collection?

Some impressive collections, guys. Mine: • Halo Wars • Halo: Reach • Halo: CE • Halo 2 • Halo 3: ODST • Halo 3 • The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion • Fallout 3 • Fallout 3: New Vegas • Assassin's Creed • Assassin's Creed 2 • Assassin's Creed 2: Brotherhood • Mass Effect 2 • Batman: Arkham Asylum • Batman: Arkham City • Duke Nukem Forever • Dungeon Seige III • Alpha Protocol • Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots • DC Universe Online • The Orange Box • Portal 2 • Prey Aaand that's all of them, I think. Probably have some N64 games somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can think of what they are anymore. Except Goldeneye. Anybody who's anybody played Goldeneye. Edit: Pre-orders paid off: • Halo: CEA • Halo 4 • TESV: Skyrim Games owned but forgot to mention: • Dragon Age: Origins • Dragon Age 2

*munch munch munch mun…* Wha? The poster above me has very scholarly fleas; intelligence produced by heavy consumption of genetic material. "You are what you eat." The poster below me has too much on his plate, too much on his mind, and too little time to digest. Food for thought.

I hope you're right, Adam. I'd be down to give it a whirl. But I still wish there was more to the teaser/trailer.

Hey there, younglinkgcn. I'm Father Bullet, but friends here call me Father, Bullet, Father B, FB, and/or B. Welcome to the community which is considered by nearly 100% of our members to be superior to other Halo fan communities. Note: we aren't an official 343i site, but the domain 343i.org is ours, ALL OURS! Anyway, I hope you enjoy it here as we all do. See you around the site.

HH, I still call him H4TW. Mind you, he made it a demand of me to call him that, and I took it as a standing order. But on topic, I hope you have a good break, H4TW.

Hello, A116. I'm Father Bullet, but folks call me Father, Bullet, Father B, FB and even just B. Welcome to the community! The general consensus is that 343i.org is superior to all other Halo-centric communities, both official and unofficial. This one is, by the way, unofficial. It's a fan-made site for fans who want to get away from the trolling and flaming inherent in other sites where the cancer of immaturity seems to rule. So, again, welcome to the community! I hope you enjoy it here as much as we do. If you have any questions, let's hear 'em.

H4TW?

…unless… *grabs 819 and shakes the monitor* Unless what? :crazy: I. Must. Know!

So… what do you know about dark matter? Is it a solid, or is it an energy? In theory, could it be harnessed? If it could, what would be the practical applications of its use? But seriously, on topic, I don't see the point in modding a console. If you void the warrantee, you've done something the manufacturer doesn't want you doing. If this guy is being put on trial for it and Microsoft isn't doing anything, all it means to me is: they're letting the government do their dirty work, and, in doing so, saving money. If this thing is a big enough deal to go national and Microsoft isn't doing anything… "Action speaks louder than Words. But, sometimes, Inaction speaks louder than both of them." — Matthew Good, Canadian recording artist and my hero.