Father B

Hey, Kurt. Bullet here. My iPhail gives me all sorts of grief, but I regret to inform you that it hasn't given me any trouble like this. I find that if I touch the thread's title in the listings, instead of just the area around it, it takes me to the last page lickitty-split. Anything else and it seems to take me to the last page I viewed/posted on.

… Whichever one means I'm not physically beneath you whilst posting. …sleep with a drooly dog in bed with you, or a cat that occasionally sleeps on your face?

Zombie. Both are terrible, but at least I'd still be identifiable as a Z-word. …be peanutbutter or jelly?

Tends to work out better for everybody. Just wanted to say that I like the idea of 'character sheets' as a rule of thumb. Allows for quick referencing by other players so they don't, for example, think your black character is a Caucasian man.

Mine only does it once. 24-hour clockage.

But I loves reading your well-structured and knowledgable rants. You say what I wish I could say but I'm not smart enough to say it.

I'd enjoy being part of a Marine/ODST unit, writing for/from the perspective of a single character while my other fine fellows here do the same for their own characters in the same unit. Would also enjoy writing for an entire unit. Writing for an entire ship seems daunting, but I'm sure I could manage (with a bit of help from resources online). I'd be down for that. Used to do it in an LFF in the WH40K setting. The Russ's Swordarm was the name of my Space Wolves Strike Ship. *sigh* Good times. So: Individual, Squad, Platoon, Ship, really doesn't matter to me. In ascending order though, each option means more of a workload for everybody involved. My opinion. 819. Love LFF's/RP's. As for writing it out: the LFF/RP's I've been involved in were guided by a GM, while participants wrote for their own character(s). Godmoding was handled by the GM, whether by writing something to balance it out, by calling for a re-write by that participant, or even just by calling it out and requesting/ordering the other participants to ignore the offensive bit (if not the entire post).

Hug me a porkypine! … be a Sith or a Jedi? Just curious all a sudden.

The title. "Call of Duty" is far too pretentious and serves only as propoganda to both bolster the image of American military efforts overseas, as well as prey on American patriotism amongst gamers. It has almost nothing to do with the game's story or even gameplay. Should be "Con of Duty". "Halo" is short, elegant, meaningful, and generally awesome. All with only four rutting letters.

I think a lot of gamers just grew up. Life gets in the way for a lot of folks. Starting a family, for instance, is a big diversion. For others, the phrase, "The more things change, the more they stay the same," just isn't literal enough. Can't handle the evolution of a series they used to devote a big chunk of their life to. Some get bored. We've waited an average of 1.7 years between Halo games, and because not every player is h-core or can have 1337 skills (so no source of great satisfaction from playing), they move on to something else sooner than a hardcore MLG-worthy player might. Some of those don't come back. And others… Well, this could be wrong, but from what I've seen and heard, between CoD and Halo, CoD is the more Camping-friendly of the two, thus attracting many of the unskilled and lazy players who don't want to really work for their kills. "But that's just my opinion. Don't go spreading it around or anything." Points to whomever knows where the quote is from.

Elite. Sparties have no sex-drive. … eat nothing but McDonald's for a month, or go without Halo 4 for its first month?

I prefer to be under a woman, if you catch my meaning, Jester.

Don't have too much fun there, Keef. Jury duty is srys bzns.

Sucks. How long were you together, H4TW?

Smoked cat. I ain't no cannibal. WYR play a classic Halo multiplayer game and be pwned 4 times out of 5, or play Reach's multiplayer where everybody is equally terrible?

I sneaked into Silver's secret R&D lab and used this weapon called the "GOOGLE". Acronym meaning something like: Gatling Oscillating Orbit-to-Ground Laser Emitter Then everything went black. When I came to, I was home and my iPhail had an app called IPB installed on it, and the only directory option was for 343i.org. I think I may also be missing a kidney.

Shave a beaver. I don't even know what the difference between those two choices is because the wrong word may have been emphasized. WYR be waterboarded or get a root canal?

And half horse, baby. The poster above me likes some cool stuff. I mean, I don't know what he likes, but I feel it's a reasonable assumption. The poster below me likes big butts and he cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung…

Vore speaks truly. When that meter is anything other than empty, it's time to start reconsidering our attitude.

"My kingdom for a horsey!" Excuse the analogy but your username made me think if it. Wait… is "analogy" the right word? Points to whomever gets the reference.

What if… The Sangheili use their face-fingers to pull food into their esophagus? I mean, they never went over how the Predators ate, either, did they? I always just assumed they used their external mandibles to pull food into their faces.

Many months ago, my friend. Like Kurt, maybe even before him, I put in my preorder this Summer. If they release a Legendary or limited edition for preorder, I'll just have to sell my normal copy when it comes in because there's no way I'm not getting the upgrade.

Come off it, guys. We really can't tell much from this picture. How many people have gotten tattoos of fictional characters from all forms of media, or band logos, even brand logos? It doesn't mean that they have no lives. It just means that they're idiots.

Woot! It's my boy! *brofist w/ Alex* On topic: He speaks the truth. CEA won't have its own standalone MP, so there'll be no new ranks or ranking system (that anyone knows of).

You're damn skippy. We pounce like Flood and we don't stop until all the food is gone. <bit of trivia> Apparently, Flood taste like cookies. </bit of trivia>