Father B

*Hiss!* The poster above me has bad breath but excellent germ-killing enzymes in his saliva. Dogs have cleaner mouths than stupid Hoomies. The poster below me also has bad breath. And that's all I have to say about that.

Is the capcha system in place for each post, or just sign-up? I ask because the mobile site doesn't use any capcha… Concerned they might have found a ***** in our site's armor. Unfounded?

I'm in. *Clicks pen* Where do I sign?

Your I key ain't working, huh? Sounds like a hoot. Pretend it's a speech impediment. Or substitute something else for your I's instead.

Well keep up the good work, 819.

Your disposition is very sunny. Cut it out. Totally kidding! Seriously, though, welcome to the community. I'm Father Bullet. Folks call me Father, Bullet, FB, B, or even Reverend (Rev). We'll see you 'round the forums.

Like Jester said, if it's relevant to the topic, it ain't spam. Personally, I try to be relevant as well as meaningful. But it's hit-and-miss with some folks. Anyway, good to see you're enjoying the community. But start to abuse it and a world of trouble will fall upon you like raging ODSTs on a passel of sleeping Unggoy. Just a warning. I'm very protective of this community, as are some others who aren't as nice about it as I am. But you should be okay.

The poster before me doesn't have a typical sequence of GTCA code in his DNA. He has a sequence of WIN. The poster to follow me shouldn't follow me too closely. I has gas. *Poot!* *Shuffles away.*

I smell copypasta. Hi, bwdwtw. I'm Father Bullet. Welcome to the community. It's nice to meet you. In case nobody has told you, our humble community isn't an official 343i domain, but I suspect they would love to buy it up if they ever found out how much BETTER it is than theirs and B.net's. So, enjoy your time here, as pretty much everybody does. We'll see you around the forums.

Hi! Welcome to the community. It's nice to have you. I'm Father Bullet, but most call me B. Others call me FB. Either way works for me. Well once again, welcome to 343i.org and I hope you enjoy your time here.

OMG it's 819! My favorite AI in the known Universe! Welcome back, you big beautiful floating ball.

am i doin it rite? As for my sig, the full version of 343i.org hates and despises the iPhail so much that mine won't even copy any of the BBCode tags from the dynamic sigs page. So if that's a strict requirement for this month's giveaway, I guess I'm SOL. (fml) <edit> Gonna try a workaround for this issue I'm having. Here goes… </run workaround.exe </executing program… </please wait… </… </program failed </retry Y/N? </n </lol u suk g2b </stop troll.exe Nope. Need to have specific digits which I can't find on my iPhail. *Throws it across the room after hitting Submit.*

So it is written. So shall it be.

You, Sir, are a bloody genius, and I insist you insert "Twam" somewhere into your username or custom title/rank. That's right. "Twam", now synonymous with "Awesome" and "Epic", shall be used as an adjective. Let it be written.

Twammybear. 'Nuff said.

• Dice up some bacon and fry it up • Melt some cheese in a pot • Mix the cooked, diced bacon into the melted cheese • Pour/Spoon the melted cheese-bacon combination onto a cookie sheet • Allow to cool until solid • Use a knife or cookie cutters (any desired shape) to cut the bacon-cheese into patties or sausage-shapes Could also add other ingredients, like diced veggies, or more bacon… Basic idea is like Head Cheese, but I imagine far better, if you can handle a bit of a myocardial infarction. I'd set it up in a bun, but whatever. Never done it before myself, but it should be possible, no?

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What if we can't see anybody's sig? Stupid mobile site.

Also, my buddy (old GT was RiotWafflez) talks like that all the time. "That kill was so sexy." "Your rage is delicious." And, "Oh my God I love you!" for saving his butt. He's most certainly not gay. Reserve judgment for when they ask you that age-old question: A/S/L?

Like Tes said, I never quit unless the real world demands it. That said, I've only ever had to quit once in H3. Some players only want to play games to increase their K/D and quit because the other guys are better than they are. Some players have terrible connections and quit because of lag. And some are just jerks who figure they'll leave the one guy not in their party to fend for themselves. The one or two times I was put in Sil's predicament I was lucky not to be playing with spawnkilling c<expleted>bites, so I held on until the end of the match. Nothing noteworthy happened there. Now I'm off to work. Catch you guys later.

Anchorage

Kids, by the sound of it. Jealous kids, perhaps. Jealous that they never thought of the service ID first, or jealous of your mad skillz. If it keeps happening I'd head over to the official 343i forums and petition for a change and a reinstatement of my service ID. Just because somebody reports you doesn't mean they're being honest. And if people can't understand that, then all we can do is either stop playing, or accept that our gamertags and service ID's don't make us awesome. Of these two routes, if we choose the latter, just go with something that's impossible to reasonably consider offensive. I mean, anybody who reports an ID of “B252” is obviously a rutting troll, and anybody with half a brain could see that. So hang in there. Having the “cool” armor bits, or a nifty gamertag or Service ID does not make you awesome. And anybody who disagrees isn't worth taking seriously. Some of the best players I've personally gone up against had default armor and generic Service ID's because that's part of being a hustler. Get your opponents to underestimate you and they won't give you their best. Take it easy. Have fun. Everything will be alright.

See, this is how people get mistaken for being trolls. It's a simple enough question with a simple enough answer. However, both question and answer belong in a different thread On topic: I expect H4 to get back to basics, with any AA's playing minor roles that have hardly any impact on gameplay without being complimented by weapons or environmental features. I expect there to be a truly fun and social atmosphere to multiplayer, where individuality does not mean “ignoring your team”. I expect more customization options for our MP avatars, like colors and armor pieces. And I expect those armor pieces to be unlocked through a fair and challenging system of legitimate earning. Could care less for a system of leveling or purchasing upgrades.

Amen, brother! I don't believe anyone at 343i lost any sleep over that. Wouldn't even be surprised if there was a bit of a celebration over it. I hope to see some ingenuity in H4 (both in Campaign and in MP), but nothing that detracts from the gameplay. On topic: As for being of similar or identical quality to GoW3: forget that, man. It better be absolutely amazing compared to that. It ought to make people literally forget all about GoW. Fingers crossed. One more year.

Alternate Reality? We talking "parallel universes" here? I'd love to see a universe where Avery "BAMF" Johnson was a Sparty. I already believe him to be one of the last surviving subjects of SPARTAN-I. Or maybe a universe where the UNSC is the Big Evil and we play as an Elite to stop them from using the Rings to conquer the galaxy!