Father B

The person above me has a really nice truck. The person below me has a Lamborgini Diablo they bought for a song at their nearest Hotwheels dealership.

I just woke up from a really vivid dream. Started out like I was in the game "Dungeon Seige III" and had the powers of an Archon in that universe. Channel change. A darker dream. I was a demon or a really rugged-looking angel. No wings, but I had a female counterpart and we could both fly. I was toting this massive black sword that had this white energy that seemed to travel along the edge of the blade at high velocity (reminiscient of a chainsword in WH40K), and she shot white fire from her hands. We went into this big factory-like building looking for what I thought in the dream were vampires. Big fight. Many dead bad guys. Everything seemed great, right up until I beheaded the boss vampire. After a few seconds, his head changed into the head of something demonic and spiky. The body reattached it's head and stood up. The now demonic-looking bad guy chuckled and said something to me about being foolish and fighting a war we can't win. I heard a thunder of footfalls rushing through the building toward us. We fled out a window. Channel change. I was in an episode of "Bones" that was unique to this dream. Some sicko was leaving the feet of little kids glued soles-down onto the fence and side of a little pre-school. Next thing I know, Boothe is painting his face grey and talking about going to war before painting some ritualistic circle on the floor of the office and telling me to get ready. I went back to the pre-school and found even more feet than the last time stuck around the school and yard and called Boothe to give him the news. Bit of weirdness amidst all the other weirdness: one of the feet looked like a toe the size of a child's foot. Then I woke up, grabbed my iPhone and told you all about it. =D

The Maw on Legendary, if I'm recalling right, had plenty of Grunt Ultras. Whether or not we could get them to blow-up with Grunt Funeral, I don't know, but don't really care. And as for the final level, unless a player plans on walking or making little excursions from their 'Hog on foot, the skull won't play a role there. All in all, it doesn't really matter. And I would presume Grunt Funeral to be a silver skull, and so will not count toward points multipliers in a campaign metagame. Not to mention if it's only available in the pre-order copies, it shouldn't have any achievements directly related to it. Can't wait to see it in action though.

That Song — Big Wreck (Ian Thornley) Serious. =o

Ever played Suikoden IV? Turned-based RPG on the PS2. Well, this Crimson sounds like the mini-game you would often have to play when traveling the open seas. I would at least give this one a shot.

WTF is your problem? You need to STFU if you can't give your thoughts here without resorting to that kind of language.

My opinion: 1) Some of the best strategies in war/combat have, and always will, require patience and a good sense of timing, and the Bullet Spread in Reach replicates this rather well. 2) Faster gameplay doesn't necessitate low Bullet Spread. What does? Gunning solo. In Rumble Pit, the spread is a bit much. In Teams, if you aren't with a partner you should find one. 3) Halo: Reach has been called by many people who hate its Bloom/Bullet Spead a "stand alone title", not to be associated with the other Halo games. So I feel that it's wrong to say "There was no Bloom in the other Halos" or "Bullet Spread wasn't as bad in the other Halos" because, apparently, Reach isn't Halo. 4) These topics on Bloom/Bullet Spread (not to mention AA's) need to come to an end. Halo 4 will be out before we know it, and 343i will have learned from Reach. If anyone complains about anything in Halo 4, I swear to God I'm gonna flip balls and pwn every single one of them in as many ways possible. And that's the bottom line, 'cause Father Bullet said so.

UNSC You Talkin' To Me? Covvie: Betrayal Spree

Step 1: Gather the barest of necessities in a bag or, preferably, a backpack. Step 2: Find an isolated/hard-to-reach place to hide out, and do so for as long as you can with what you have at your disposal. Step 3: When the time comes to leave, and hopefully you can, the first thing you should try to do is set up a large S.O.S. somewhere visible from the sky. Step 4: Repeat all steps in order, as needed. Note: Remember that Flight in this scenario is preferable to Fight. If you have to, find a weapon that you are proficient with, that is fairly lightweight and preferably practical, like a crowbar which can be used to open things like locked doors and to break glass. Note 2: If you are fortunate enough to live somewhere that sees freezing temperatures in the Winter, YAAAAY! If not, good luck to you.

A gun that changes a person's ethnicity and makes them unrecognizable to their former friends and loved ones.

Generation X-Wing — Matthew Good Band

Well, I can't argue with that. Keep up the good work, IceMan. =x

Well, come on now. If your deity up and condemned you to suffering, you might be a little disgruntled, too. Am I wrong?

I agree with IceMan. In general, the folks here really are more grown-up and respectable. I'm sure there are a few bad weeds, but our mods do a super job of taking care of us here. No insta-ban simply because somebody didn't like the tone of your text here. Nope, here you'll only be banned if you cross "that line".

A gun that fires lions and tigers and bears, OH MY!

With Zed on this one. Also, people just get bored of a game after a time. The same thing happens with CoD. A game gets a bit repetitive, a new one comes out, folks go to what they think will be more fun. Some come back. Some don't.

Hi there! =) Tried to check out your page. Something might be wrong. Nothing was on it. =I But welcome to our community! Like Zed said: if you loves the Halo, you'll love it here.

A gun with a barrel that ends in a mouth, that yells obscenities and offensive remarks, and never shuts up. I call it: The M6G Noob.

A gun that fires old women who offer cookies then make you sit and talk with them about "The good old days," for EVER!

I wonder if this guy got banned yet. And Infinite, sadly, there are some folks who want nothing other than to play their favorite game straight up until they get bored, or until something better comes along. For some it's WoW. For others it's Halo. For me, that game has yet to be made, but maybe one day… One day… Anyway, you take it easy. See you 'round the forums and shoutbox. =D

What? =o Never said Old. Said Older. =p Not calling you senior citizens or elderly. xD And I believe 8-bit Halo would have still kicked all sorts of butt. =3 There should be a thread for the oldbies to connect and maybe set up games and teams and whatnot. =o

Hey, Choot 'em! Welcome to the community. Don't be a stranger. Sure there are a lot of young'uns here, but there are a few older gamers around here as well. Myself, I'm 27 and only got started with the original NES back in the late 80's. So it's nice to have you here and I hope you enjoy your time with us. =)