Zed The Evil Taco

Under the Knife, Rise Against

Sahara, Nightwish

Quest for The Cup, Sonic Youth

For both: The giant flying Taco! Seriously UNSC: Swift Justice Covenant: Truth of Memory (or something like that)

I shouldn't have to say it, but I will. 25!

Okay, so I'm curious what your zombie plan is. Just post it below. It can be as long or as short as you like. Only guidelines are it has to be a plan you could pull off. No being bitten by a radioactive pigeon so you can fly. I'll start. Me and my friends (along with a chick for each of us we find along the way, to eventually hold our duty to the human race and repopulate), are going to team up, and "liberate" a car. Truck, actually, with a camper. During nights, A few of us sleep, and the rest drive the truck, or keep a look out. And during the day, the ones that were sleeping are awake, and vice-versa. If we need to refuel, we "liberate" the gas. Same with food and weapons. That's my zombie plan. Yours?

HOLY F&%K!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! I'M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES ALL NIGHT!

There is actually a website that lets you post fanfictions on it. Here is the link; http://www.fanfiction.net/ . If you post it there, then put the link to the book onto this site, in its own forum, then you can still get reviews on your story from people that'll read it, and it'll take less room on a page. However I'm not going to stop you from posting here. Can't technically do that anyway. Just saying, could save a lot of time and space (Not a sci-fi pun).

You forgot to put that church said that, but it's okay, lets move on. Grif: Is he campaigning for your job at your funeral? Classic.

So, here is an idea. I'm going to start the game by saying a line from Red Vs. Blue, and who said it, and you continue the game by saying a quote that was said to that person. Should be simple enough. I'll change the rules if it is more difficult than I currently believe it is. Oh, and you can use the same line twice, just don't post, then immediately follow it with a response post, that would make the game one-sided. Person with the latest post gains the lead! So here we go: Caboose: I AM MICHAEL J. CABOOSE! VEHICLE DESTROYER! EDIT: Apparently the rules have been misunderstood. Here is an example (also used on page three): Caboose: I want to be alive. Or a cowboy. Church: Did you just call my girlfriend a cow? Tucker: Now hurry up and die you prick. Grif: No, I've met my quota for the day. Simmons: You ever wonder why we're here? Grif: You are such a kiss&%*. Sarge: Wars over. We won. Turns out your the big hero. We're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float. And Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!

she hates Sauerkraut, so she

Dude, calm down. It's a joke.

So, just to be clear, we see the word Female, Girl, or Chick, and we all flock? Yeah, mature site all right...

Uh... hi? Welcome to 343. The most Halo addicted site (see here: http://www.343industries.org/forum/index.php?/topic/1120-you-might-be-a-halo-addict-if/) in the world. If you like Halo, you'll fit right in.

Welcome. Thank you for calling me mature (hehe... I farted... Jk), and welcome to the site. Just to let you know, you start saying "When I was your age", I'm out.

Beam me up! Oh. Wrong Scotty. Hello and welcome.

We are a site full of members who are willing to kill each other. Mwahaha. I mean... On Halo.

Me#2: How bout a sword? Me#1: Yes. A sword that, when you hit people with it, it doens't cut their skin, but instead leave a big read stamp on their skin that says "I was PWNed by Zed the Evil Taco Here :down:" the first time. Then every time after that, it says "And here :down:". They'd become a walking advertisement for being PWNed.

Okay, so some of the volunteers may have noticed that I am no longer in their friends list on XBL. That is because I set up schedules that almost nobody followed. If I am still in your friends list, that means that you were either helpful during recording/rehearsals, or you stopped being an Extra, but I still see reason to keep you in the friends list. Any of you who were extras and no longer are, you may try out for the part again, but ALL the extras must show up when I ask them to, or they aren't extras. You get three chances. After that, your done. Three strikes, your out. You may think I'm just being mean, but in truth, I asked for help, was told I'd get it, then made the first episode by myself...

Krwlng, Linkin Park

I know, You know, theme song for the TV show Psych, by The Friendly Indians

A guy finds a magic lamp, and naturally rubs it. A genie pops out and says: "I will grant you three wishes." "Any three wishes?" Naturally he gives the same rules as the Aladin genie. So the guy says: "I wish for a car. How bout a 69 Mustang." POOF! A 69 Mustang pops out of no where. "AWESOME! Okay, wish two, I want the radio in the car to play any song I want when I want it to." POOF! New radio. So the guy says: "Hop in Genie, we're gonna go for a ride." They proceed to drive through downtown, and the guy is singing along to his faovrite songs, songs like Living on a Prayer, or Any Way You Want It. Then his favorite song from when he was a kid comes on. When ever he heard this song he would sing as loud as he could, so even the neighbors could hear. "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener," POOF! And Joke 2 A guy walks into a corner diner, and an ostrich follows him in. He sits down at a table, and the ostrich sits across from him. The waitress walks over, and this conversation begins: Waitress: What'll you have sir? Man: I'll have the chef's special. Ostrich: The same. The waitress walks off, comes back with the specials, and says: That'll be $22.50. The man reaches into his pocket, and pulls out EXACTLY $22.50. This goes on for the next few days, and finally Sunday rolls around. The man and ostrich walk in and take their usual seats, and the waitress comes over. This is the conversation: Waitress: The usual, sir? Man: No, today is Sunday. I think I'm going to have something bigger. Tell the chef to cook everything, and feed me with that. Ostrich: The same. So the waitress walks off, and for the next 7 hours, keeps bringing him meals, even though he only samples them. Finally she says: That'll be $1,236.47. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out EXACTLY $1,236.47. Waitress: Okay, you've been able to pull out the exact amount of change all week. How? Man: Well, earlier this week I found a magic lamp up in my attic. I rubbed it, and a genie popped out and said "I will grant you two wishes." So my first wish was to be able to stick my hand in my pocket and always pull out the exact amount of change. Waitress: Wow. What a great wish! I never would have thought of that... So, you said two wishes, what was the other wish? Man: The other wish was for a tall chick with long legs and a big butt that always agreed with everything I said. P.S. I would like to note that that genie gets around, and like to mess with people...

Ghost Riders in the Sky, Spiderbait

Everything you know is wrong, also Weird Al

Personally, I like Halo to be dying. Don't get me wrong, I love Halo to death, but if it becomes less and less popular, then eventually its going to be die-hard fans left, and that's it. So, basically, only people you wouldn't find annoying in a game left. No betrayers. No AFKers. No ten year-olds butchering the English language. Paradise.