Zed The Evil Taco

I need to know what people like about cop shows. Any cops shows really. For instance, my favorite cop show is Psych. I like Psych because it isn't about cops, its about two idiots who solve crime by pretending that one of them is a psychic. Funny as can be. But I like CSI because it solves what seem like actual crimes. So, tell me what you like and dislike about cop shows. No, I'm not ready to tell you about the project yet.

I'm BAAAAACCK. For those who don't know me, I am Zed the Evil Taco, avid wannabe machinimator, colloege student, and supreme overlord. For those who do know me, then you already know that. Hi!

But there is no I in Team. I am eating a rice krispie treat.

No as in rhymes with taco? Who likes to ice skate?

Got this idea based off of the other one I just started. I post here, then the next person rhymes with my signature. So my signature says "Tacos all around!" and "Zed the Evil Taco, Worship Him", so you could rhyme with "My baseball hit the ground!" or "I have a friend named Kim!" Simple enough. Then the next person rhymes your signature. Pretty much the only prerequisite is to have a signature, which most people already do. If you don't you can go here: http://www.343indust...ature-shop-v30/ , and get one. Also, try not to use an already used rhyme, because if I keep posting here, you could use those two rhymes over and over, and we would never get anywhere. GO!

Okay, so I post something, then you rhyme it, and post something, then the next person rhymes it. Special cases are allowed to use the same word (orange/orange), and funny cases are allowed (orange/purple) but only with words that have no rhyme. 3.2.1. GO! I once had a cheeseburger salad.

Cod is good fish, after all. Never had a halo fish before... TPAM is wrong, rocks are people. So are some of the trees, plants... Give the trash can a gun. TPBM eats tuna in a steak sandwich.

Ima skip the last one, since he replied to a VERY previous post. TPAM is a huge fan of Dark Lords. TPBM is a Dark Lord.

<p> Okay, I just copied and pasted your thing up there down to here. Here we go. Artist: Insignia Classification: All of the above, and I'll explain that in a sec. Format: GIF Size: Default: 600x200 Style: Doodle-esque Primary Colors: Black, White. Green, but I'll explain that too. http://i.imgur.com/KsbJW.jpg Writing: "Evil Taco Productions" underneath, and the Aliens are saying "We are here to find intelligent life!" (The one with his hands up" and "Look, theres one now!" "Evil Taco Productions" is in green and looks good. What the aliens are saying is in Comic Sans and black. The GIF part of it is only necessary if possible. I want to hover over the "Intelligent Life" alien for a second, long enough to read, then move over to the other one, then show the taco, then zoom out and show the whole thing (Thats when you see "Evil Taco Productions"). If you can't do that, then just make it a png and show the whole thing. Locations: Just as you see it, but with the words appropriately placed for the Alien speech, and "Evil Taco Productions underneath. I was hoping to get an avatar, signature, and background of this. The background is just the whole thing, so PNG, and the avatar is just the taco, so also PNG, but the signature is the GIF. It would be much appreciated, and thank you in advance.

The person above me is an absolute DOG. I probably used that one before. The person below me is an absolute CAT. I probably used that one before too. Oh well.

The person above me is a pony. There is nothing nice to say. The person below me is absolute dog? Maybe? If not, they are just as cool.

Ok, this is simple. I'll post something here. A clue for you to figure out what it is. It has to be one this site, and can't be something impossible to find (like the word antidisestablishmentarianism in a conversation with one's self). So, the first clue is: Posted Sep 4 4:00ish (PST), someone said said something odd twice in one post. The one who guesses it (by placing the link) gets to choose the next clue, and so on. HAVE FUN!

Lol. How'd you know??? The person above me must work at Taco Bell. The person below me... ... ... . . . ... just counted all those periods...

Okay... this is just plain creepy. yes, xbox live is acting weird... the creepy part: I found this page googling the fact that xbox live is acting weird...

No one wants to join this community play date event of awesomeness and spectacularity? Thats a shame...

The 343industries Web Show is being written right now. Anyone who wants to help pm me.

The Great Stand Wars of 2012! Let me explain. First, there are 2 sides to this war: The side of Good, the side of Humor, and the side of delicious drinks: The Lemonades! Team General: Lolmenade. Team Captain: Team Members: xRaP1d Ardent The side of Evil, the side of Canadian letters, and the side of Mexican Food: The Tacos! Team General: Zed The Evil Taco! Team Captain: Team Members: (posted here after they join [do that below]) The games played: Halo 3 Halo: Reach Minecraft (Possibly) COD4: MW (Possibly) COD: MW2 (Possibly) COD: MW3 (Possibly) Gears 3 (less than possibly) Sonic and Sega: All Stars Racing (Possibly) Trials: Evolution (Possibly) Doritos: Crash Course (If you don't have it, you can find it on XBL for free) You can sign up for membership in the area below, and if the team has not yet selected a captain, you can sign up for that below too. Captains are basically just people who cover for the generals if the generals don't have the game, or can't make the playdate. Times will be posted after the game, descriptions will be posted after the name of the game, describing what gametyes/maps/and variables we will be playing with. So! Who is up for it!? EDIT: If we're lucky, I will be able to make a video of these events and post it on here, to entertain those of you who want to see it. The victors will not be receiving any special prizes for winning, however they will get bragging rights (until our next event?). It also occurs to me that there is a more appropriate place for this on the forums, so I will move it there. Or not as I cannot start a new topic there...

Yes, I do think my memory is good. I haven't lived in Idaho in two years, and I can still ace the drivers test. Can't do it in Oregon, but I can in Idaho. Dumb, right? And I actually do have the programs for modding Minecraft, I just can't read it when I do... Also, I thank you for the link.

Ok, so I actually do know HOW to mod Minecraft, but I don't know HOW to mod Minecraft. I even have some ideas, but I am missing something crucial. I can't read Java. I also can't make mobs very well because I am on a Mac, and PC is better for making mobs. So, I propose 2 things: 1. I need someone to teach me to read Java. That would be excellent, and I would be eternally grateful. 2. I need someone to work with me to make mobs. That would also be great. So, those are the two things I need. If you can help out, just let me know, and we'll start modding Minecraft. First objective: Green Hill Zone!