Deadstar, I can never describe, how I feel when you're around,
Legendary charms, Legendary face, damn you're really Legendary ain't ya?
I sit up at night, imagining you in a dress and gown,
But when you ask me, I always say, "Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah."
Deeeeeadstar, you're the greatest, the best person on Earth,
Deeeeeadstar, you're the greatest, you were also present for Jesus' birth
Deadstar, I can't take it anymore, staring at a screen with angst,
I just love your Legendary personality so much Laddy,
I couldn't think of any word that rhymes with angst,
They say he could've been your daddy!
The end.
#unbankenway2015
#Secondtrycuzthefirstevidentlywasntgoodenough
Tried and true, handsome and tough, the greatest to ever live,
Chiseled and just, better than batman, the greatest to ever survive,
Under his rule, the forum has flourished and thrived,
He has so much he loves to give,
He's better than your average moderating rookie,
He's got the mad skills needed for the tough jobs,
He's more famous than your average Calvin and Hobbs,
And the best part is he'll never play hooky.