Remember when an Ice cream cone cost 10 Cents? Crazy right?
WELL I DON'T REMEMBER BECAUSE I WASN'T ALIVE THEN! BUT HERE'S WHAT I DO KNOW!
A Box of Popsicles now costs about $4-5 dollars today in THIS economy. I mean come on. $4-5? Really? Frozen chemicals on a stick are that much? Oh thats not all!
A Carton of Edy's Icecream can cost up to $6-7. I mean what the hell is wrong with the world? I don't want to pay that much for Ice Cream
SO HERE'S THE MORAL:
Don't be ripped off with EXPENSIVE Ice Cream, just have Ice instead. It's cold, has a fresh, powerful, neutral flavor, and is just like the dire thing you need in your life(Water) BUT FROZEN! SO HAVE MORE ICE TO EAT TODAY!
(PS My Photo in my signature matches up well with the end of this post )