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Ryu welcomes you, friend. This is TTTKMAAN volume 4. Today's topics involve this site! Twam's Domain! Topic 1. Twam, why did Twam make this place? Kindness? Probably. Awesomeness? 100%. What does Twam look like? Ryu has no clue. Ryu knows Twam's face is somewhere but...Twam is like Chief to Ryu. Twam's face must not be revealed! Does Twam even have much time to play Halo? Could Ryu beat Twam 1v1? Ryu has said Twam a lot so far, yes? Well, no one else says Twam. I must do it for them. I have said Twam 12 times. XD Twam keeps Ryu awake at night. Topic 2. Legends That Will Never Die (LTWND) These guys made the site the place it is. They were here forever. And some are retired or banned. I miss them. This keeps Ryu awake at night. And he must not speak more on this, it is saddening. Topic 3. Greens Lately Oh, the greens later in Ryu's day. No Fzdw11, no Syko, no ZB-85, no Azaxx, just a sea of green. A lot of these greens are nice, but Ryu likes his familiar friends. They are afraid of the sea of greens. D: Y U NO SWIM IN IT!? This keeps Ryu awake at night. Topic 4. What do you do in your off time? Without Xbox? This keeps Ryu awake at night. What, did you want another paragraph? Too bad. XD This has been a small TTTKMAAN 4 by Ryu Hayabusa. Hope you enjoyed the short and weird read! Walk on warm sands, friends.
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Ryu wonders some amazing things sometimes. Welcome to TTTKMAAN Volume 3! I finally did it! By:Ryu Hayabusa Today's topics are all about trivial bad luck. Topic one is: My bottle cap. *Ryu drinks some Pepsi to start this off. Tries to put bottle cap back on. It refuses.* Ryu can never get his bottle caps back on the top on the first try! He always has to carefully put the cap on in the right position just to twist it back on! What kind of trickery is this? Ryu's mother pays good money for the Pepsico's products only for them to betray us and make it difficult to close our bottles! Ryu gets sad when he can't keep his favorite beverage fresh. Does the bottle hate me? Is it mad at me? This keeps me awake at night. Topic two is: A random in Reach who is too nooby. Even for his own good. *Ryu boots up the Xbox to have a good time. Gets a match pretty quickly. Pleased, Ryu votes. His favorite map is selected. Ryu has this in the bag, as he is usually able to put the enemy in the dirt. Skip ahead five minutes. The match is over. Ryu is angry. One player has gotten 34 kills to his 24. All by Gandhi Hopping, camping, grenade spamming, and weapon hoarding.* Ryu is sure he isn't the only victim. Why must players get into the red lift room with a shotty/snipe combo and stay back in the corner where you can only be sniped or chucked into meat to get near? Those type of players anger this one. It makes the experience that much less enjoyable. And poor Ryu! He either gets his head hollowed out, or his belly ground into chuck! This keeps me awake at night. And a special surprise! An extra/short topic! Mah shows! Do the TV channel folks hate me? All of my favorite shows are either off the air now, or just moved to a later time! Take Adult Swim's anime saturdays for instance. They let Toonami take over! Now the only decent shows left are Bleach and FMA! Ryu is sad now. How is this for bad luck? Poor Ryu and others are saddened by this turn of events. Oh the humanity! Why can't it be the Khajiiti? This keeps Ryu awake at night. Especially since he has to wait for FMA... ___________________________________________________________________________________________ Thank you for reading! This has been TTTKMAAN Volume 3 by Ryu Hayabusa! Yesh, the topic with an extremely long acronym is back!
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Ryu wonders some amazing things sometimes. Welcome to The Things that Keep me Awake at Night, Volume 2 By: Ryu Hayabusa Today's post is all about Humans. The first topic is: People and Ryu. Ryu sometimes thinks others don't like him very much. Sometimes he thinks others avoid him. I sometimes say things and it is as if I am not there. Sometimes people just say nothing to me. And other times, I get slowly ejected from the group. I wonder if this is just coincidence and my brain is just being stupid at night, or if it is true. Nothing I can do about it. One thing I can do, is to ask of you, what is you opinion of Ryu? This one wishes to know. Likely, you will say good things, and I am just being...paranoid. Oh, well. I wanna know. NAO! P.S. Don't worry, Ryu is never leaving this site. He will be here until he is 70 if he is able! This keeps Ryu awake at night! The second topic is: Technology Why are we the most violent thing on Earth? Why do we fight? Why do we take over less advanced cultures and enslave them? Probably because we are stupid. Stupid and will likely die out because of our own favorite thing. Technology. We develop technology in so many ways, but the first and foremost is in weapons. We can't cure cancer or dementia, but we can cure the one plague no one should endure, Modern Life. We develop ways to end it, and ways to exterminate it, but lo and behold, we fail to find ways to prolong it, or safeguard it. Technology may make our lives easier, but Ryu wonders if we are researching the wrong things? Maybe we should unite and work for the planet we so desperately claim as our own. Even when it is not ours, and probably hates us. We should develop ways to help, and to protect. Yet we strive to line pockets and kill others. "Toasty!" This keeps Ryu awake at night! Thank you, this has been TTTKMAAN, volume 2. Yes, that's an acronym. Ryu is lazy. So, discuss, criticize, or just say: YOU GREAT MAN! YOU SO SERIOUS! I HATE YOU!!! Future topics will all be funny, I promise. I wanted to get the depressing stuff out of the way first.