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Time for a quick history guys! Way back in October of 2011, Zed the Evil Taco came up with an idea that followed what RvB did, but in 343i Forum form. The basic idea was that each weekly episode would revolve around hot topics and mishaps here in the forum. Sadly, the machinima never got made. Zed dropped off which left me alone. I wrote the first episode script and even made a solid reusable intro for the following episodes. Twam and Spectral Jester were both cast as players, and even Caboose was cast to play Caboose from RvB. I came across these files on my PC today and I wanted to share a piece of history with you guys before it gets lost. So without further delay, here is the intro and the script. Enjoy guys! 343i Community Web Show Episode #1: “This is it?” (Credits are rolling) - about 10 seconds. While credits are rolling, we here metal clanging around and Zed Zed: “What the hell, is this broken? C’mon you piece of crap….(sigh), well this is great.. (Credits end and fade in from black) (Fade in is on Zed standing in the middle of ForgeWord (gulch area) Zed: “Ok is it rolling? Are we on? Oh….. Hey everyone, welcome to the first ever brand spanking new community web show called…uh.. 343i Community Web… (Twin enters from right and interrupts Zed, and stares at him) Twin: “Dude….what are you doing? Who the hell are you talking to?” (Close up of Zed’s face) Zed: “ Uh…I was introducing the show to our viewers?” Twin: “Viewers?” (looks around) “We’re in the middle of nowhere. Since when do we have a show? And who the hell would be watching us? (talks fast) “Is it Twam? Where is he? I swear to god if he’s stalking me again!” Zed: “(Sigh), I meant I was talking to our home viewing audience. You know, the people at home watching this on the internet. I was welcoming them to the first episode.” Twin: (looks around all crazy) Wait what?! We have a web show! When did this happen? Why wasn’t I told? I wanna be in it. Zed: (looks down in disappointment and shakes head) “You are in it (char2 name), don’t you remember? You signed up to co-host and write for it.” Twin: “Are you sure, that doesn’t sound like something I would volunteer for.” Zed: “You mean you don’t remember this?” (start flashback to yesterday) (Zed and Twin are standing inside a base) (panned shot so you see the entire 2 characters) Zed: “So Twin, I’m starting a new web show series.” Twin: “ A new Web Hoe series! Sweet! I love hoes. Hoes on the web! Epic!” (Zed starts correcting Twin on what he said and starts explaining it) (Twin starts internal dialog over top of Zed explaining the series) Twin: (internal dialog) “Hmmm I wonder what kind of hoes? Fat ones? Little ones? Hah those midget ones are so funny. I wonder if we’ll get to eat pie. Maybe we’ll eat pie with midget hoes. Oh man I am soooooo doing this. (Zed stops explaining) Zed: “Well? What do you ssay?” Twin: “Dude hell yeah! I am sooo in!” (flashback ends) Twin: “ Yeah, I do vaguely remember something. Hey come to think of it, where’s the pie? Where are the hoes!! It was all lies!! (Char2 puts his head down.) I’m sad now.” Zed: “ Look, lets try to focus ok. We’re doing the show now and we still need to help the audience understand what it is and why we are doing it.” Twin: “Doing what”? Zed: “The show. Machinima” Twin: “So basically it’s a RvB ripoff”. Zed: “Dude this is nothing like RvB. For one, we aren’t professional”. Twin: “Good point” Zed: “Number two, the cast is nothing like RvB. It’s completely different.” Twin:” Yeah… a bunch of guys standing around inside Halo doing stuff, and filming it. Yeah completely different.” Zed: “It’s not the same!” Twin: “Yeah…it’s the same. Tell him Caboose” (Camera pans left to reveal Caboose standing next to Zed) Caboose: “I like pie” Twin: “See? It’s the same. Caboose likes pie and that’s good enough for me.” Zed : “ok, well three. Instead of the stupid hijinx they do, we will be talking and going over community related issues from the forums.” Twin: “So it’s a knock-off of a RvB PSA?” Zed: “Yeah…NO!” Caboose: “Yeah it’s the same” (shot pans out and we see Twam and #4 walking in) Spectral: (looks at Zed then Twin)“Hey, what are guys arguing about?” Twin: “ Zed is trying to sell everyone the BS notion that this web show is in no way anything like Red vs Blue.” (Twam and #4 look at eachother, and speak at the same time) Twam: “Yeah it’s the same” Spectral: “Yeah it’s the same” (Zed looks away from everyone) Zed: “ (sighs) “Can we just get on with this and foget about it”. Twin: “ Forget what? Oh that crappy RvB knock-off you wanted to do…..wait what?” Zed: ” OK OK OK. It’s somewhat similar. Ok? GOD! We’re almost out of time and still haven’t even explained the show yet!” (Twam looks around confused and then looks at Twin) Twam: “We’re doing a show?” (Twin looks at Twam) Twin: “ That’s what I said.” (Fades into black and credits start rolling) Zed: “You guys suck. See look! The credits are already rolling and no one has any idea whats going on… Caboose:” I have to pee” Zed: “Shut up Caboose” Caboose: “ Nevermind….I’m done”
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