Are you tired of getting matched up with uncoordinated, screaming children with dirty sailor mouths? Are you looking for a slightly-more-mature Spartan Company with adult dirty sailor mouths? We've got you covered. Join the Retired Killers! We're an active clan of ~30 casual (but dedicated) adults looking to expand our membership.
About us:
We've been a clan since the early Halo 2 days, with many of the original members still playing. We are all adults. Some of us have children. Some of us have wives. Some of us are wives (at least on the weekends). We are serious about playing, but we still love to have fun. We require that you are located within the continental US, are over 18, and have a mic. If this sounds like something you're interested in, request an invitation! We'd love to have you!
Be forewarned. There will be **** jokes. Lots of **** jokes.